Saturday 27th November 2010 - TLW v TIA

[discuit]

I'm answering a call from Twitter for bald short arses. Let me know if you are short and I'll come over for a game. Obviously if people who play regularly put the there names down, I'm more than happy to give it a miss.

[algeo]

1. Ted - #6 shirt.

2. Mark - Didn't think to put a number on it

3. Woo - #18 shirt.

4. Cain - #23 shit.

5. Jules - #4 You don't like that? Hows about fuck you?

6. Ste - #11 shirt desired but not ordered

 

 

Depending on the kick off time I may not be able to play, and I'm also willing to step aside if there's loads of reds that fill up the squad.

 

but if I play I want to play left mid.

[RedKnight]

And to be fair, you two play more often than I do so I'll step aside for youse if need be.

[Liverpool lad]

The kick off will be 10am - 11am by the looks of things.

 

Names so far include

 

1. Mark

2. Woo

3. Grazy

4. John G

5. Dave Usher

6. Dave Hanson

7. Cain

8. Ted

9. Ste A

 

Apologies if I missed anyone out. I would like about 15 for this as it is 90 minutes and a big pitch

[The Tott]

1. Mark

2. Woo

3. Grazy

4. John G

5. Dave Usher

6. Dave Hanson

7. Cain

8. Ted

9. Ste A

10. Tott 17 desired but not ordered, ill get on that tomorrow when i get money.

[RedKnight]

What am I invisible? Cunts.

[Malarkey]

1. Mark

2. Woo

3. Grazy

4. John G

5. Dave Usher

6. Dave Hanson

7. Cain

8. Ted

9. Ste A

10. Tott 17 desired but not ordered, ill get on that tomorrow when i get money.

11. Julian #4

12. Mick #8

[Malarkey]

Bagsy on free kicks for once.

 

Fuck off Ted. I've bagsied it.

[Juan Galonso]

I will have number 14. I am the birthday boy that day so I should get that number no questions asked.

[Juan Galonso]

Bagsy on free kicks for once.

 

Fuck off Ted. I've bagsied it.

 

I already got that Mick check earlier in thread. It is my birthday. Its also my last game and I am only playing 2nd half.

[Ted]

I'm on corners and pelanties.

 

And free kicks were no one is shooting. But I may just shoot.

[Woo]

Fuck that, I'm making amends for my penalty miss in the last eleven a side.

 

Anyone tries to take penalty duties away from me, I'll sock 'em in the jaw, and call 'em racists.

[Liverpool lad]

If birthday boy isn't on the pitch, I am taking stuff that is in the range for left footers, Konchesky esque

[algeo]

I'm going to hang around the back post and tryn snatch a goal from short range. That's basically my entire game.

 

Do we have a kick off time yet? We're playing West Brom at home that day...

[rb14]

I will have number 14. I am the birthday boy that day so I should get that number no questions asked.

And you can fuck right off. The slender defender's in and wearing 14.

 

Actually, we'll both wear it.

 

1. Mark

2. Woo

3. Grazy

4. John G

5. Dave Usher

6. Dave Hanson

7. Cain

8. Ted

9. Ste A

10. Tott 17 desired but not ordered, ill get on that tomorrow when i get money.

11. Julian #4

12. Mick #8

14. rb14 #14

[Ted]

You've got a shirt haven't you, Roger?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

1. Mark

2. Woo

3. Grazy

4. John G

5. Dave Usher

6. Dave Hanson

7. Cain

8. Ted

9. Ste A

10. Tott 17 desired but not ordered, ill get on that tomorrow when i get money.

11. Julian #4

12. Mick #8

14. rb14 #14

15. Dan

16. Ste Has

 

I'm only a provisional at the moment until I book some leave as I thought it was an afternoon kick off, as it turns out I'm going to need the whole day.

[Liverpool lad]

Ste A and BDD are going the match in the afternoon, gimps.

[Malarkey]

I already got that Mick check earlier in thread. It is my birthday. Its also my last game and I am only playing 2nd half.

 

I'm on corners and pelanties.

 

And free kicks were no one is shooting. But I may just shoot.

 

I'm going to throw a strop on the pitch.

 

Right after my hat-trick.

[Liverpool lad]

No diving Mick, there are no medals

[grazywalker]

Do I have to get a black top ? I can't be arsed but will if it will stop a riot

[Malarkey]

No diving Mick, there are no medals

 

I'm going dive my fucking socks off.

 

Who's picking das team?

 

I'm ordering a short sleeved shirt because:

 

A) They only have L upwards.

B) Im not a conformist pig.

[Indian Red]

All the best fellas. I can be the manager in spirit if need be. I was boss on FM

[Liverpool lad]

I'm going dive my fucking socks off.

 

Who's picking das team?

 

I'm ordering a short sleeved shirt because:

 

A) They only have L upwards.

B) Im not a conformist pig.

 

Haha, I got the short sleeved because they didn't have large in, gimps

[Ted]

Yes you do, Grazy.

 

Mark, if you want to get it printed and not look a complete Jew in your plain shirt, take it to the Adidas shop in L1. £10 to get it done, like, but what price being able to fit in and not be chastised for being a meff?