The Hangover Thread

[Fowlers God]

3 pints of Hop House and 2 pints of Lime and Soda in between over a 4 hour period last night and had a headache this morning. 

 

I dont even enjoy drinking anymore. Thinking about knocking it on the head completely 

[Sugar Ape]

Feels weird being horrendously hungover and also insanely happy at the same time.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm just glad I bought three bottles of JB. I'm just putting off the raging hangover until tomorrow. 

[ZonkoVille77]

6 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

I'm just glad I bought three bottles of JB. I'm just putting off the raging hangover until tomorrow. 

 

Drinking it away is the best way.

 

Good to have you back btw.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm dying, I also have physiotherapy (the physical kind) in a few hours. 

[s(k)aturation]

9 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

I'm dying, I also have physiotherapy (the physical kind) in a few hours. 

 

A JB drip perhaps, G?

 

I dare say you didn't make it out for Ruritanian lamb last night?

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

A JB drip perhaps, G?

I have none left mate. I do however have a load of cider left. Better wait until after PT. It would be embarrassing if I chucked up in front of a load of people on the gym floor. 

[s(k)aturation]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

I have none left mate. I do however have a load of cider left. Better wait until after PT. It would be embarrassing if I chucked up in front of a load of people on the gym floor. 

 

No Slavic lamb last night?

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, skaro said:

 

No Slavic lamb last night?

 

 

Decided to stay in, the missus cooked. 

[Oh Buoy]

Went through all of this alcohol-free and yet still feel like I've got a hangover.

[lifetime fan]

I’ve not been sober since, dreading the hangover coming on. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fuck me, PT absolutely killed me. Also embarrassing. The group is mainly made up of women (only 4 blokes) with the average age of about 60, and I was the only one sweating my cobs off. 

[Dr Nowt]

Driving from Liverpool to the South Coast with a fucking horrible broken middle-aged man hangover (and for some reason a fucked elbow) is wonderful stuff.

 

At one point it felt like I was getting further away from home every ten minutes. I’ve never been happier to see my dining table and a Chinese takeaway in all my days.

 

Jesus fuck, Danny Glover memes-a-go-go.

[Mook]

Fuck me, I'm dying.

 

Was at a free bar with my work then went down my local about 9ish & that's the last I can remember. Missus says I got in at 2:20am. My bank account is saying I spent fuck all & the landlord says I didnae fall asleep in the pub so I've got no idea what happened for about 3hrs.

 

Not good.

[Sugar Ape]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Fuck me, I'm dying.

 

Was at a free bar with my work then went down my local about 9ish & that's the last I can remember. Missus says I got in at 2:20am. My bank account is saying I spent fuck all & the landlord says I didnae fall asleep in the pub so I've got no idea what happened for about 3hrs.

 

Not good.

Drop your kecks, bend over the couch and squeal like a pig. It might jog your memory as to what happened to you.

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Drop your kecks, bend over the couch and squeal like a pig. It might jog your memory as to what happened to you.

Aye, I'm convinced I got a right good bumming.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Fuck me, I'm dying.

 

Was at a free bar with my work then went down my local about 9ish & that's the last I can remember. Missus says I got in at 2:20am. My bank account is saying I spent fuck all & the landlord says I didnae fall asleep in the pub so I've got no idea what happened for about 3hrs.

 

Not good.

 

Cocaine. 

[Sugar Ape]

32 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Cocaine. 

Even worse - Buckfast. 

[Dr Nowt]

Don’t want to invoke the ‘tired old canard’ of scots being, shall we say, less than profligate with their wedge, but I’d say the chances of finding the first person in human history to happily dish out bag after bag of free gak isn’t improved by this story being set north of the border.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

Fuck me, I'm dying.

 

Was at a free bar with my work then went down my local about 9ish & that's the last I can remember. Missus says I got in at 2:20am. My bank account is saying I spent fuck all & the landlord says I didnae fall asleep in the pub so I've got no idea what happened for about 3hrs.

 

Not good.

 

Are you sure your missus isn’t telling porkies?

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Are you sure your missus isn’t telling porkies?

I had to set my alarm for on the bus to wake me up if I fell asleep & it was set for 2:20 so she was telling the truth.

 

There was no Buckfast last night, not sure about the other thing, definitely a load of brandy though, I can tell by the hangover.

[Dr Nowt]

Is it too early to order a Chinese takeaway?

[Ginny]

Ffs was down in London on Thursday for an awards ceremony with work for a digital project we delivered. Booze paid for all day from about 2pm then went to the awards about 18:30. Then to some bar in London were the CIO put the company card behind the bar. Got way too silly. I feel worse today than I did yesterday. Although yesterday getting the train back from London I had really bad anxiety and fear. Think I might knock the booze on the head for a bit. Might do the 90 day challenge. 

[lifetime fan]

State of me this morning. 

 

 

[Mudface]

Suddenly this thread's become very easy to masturbate to.