The Hangover Thread

[A Red]

Woke up feeling shite but consoled myself in having a lazy day. Fuck that, my nearly teetotal mrs has decided that stuff needs moving, other stuff needs painting and all the jobs i put off have to be done today.

[Chip Butty]

Me heap big hangover. Me no feel well. Me go pub shop drink more beer. Me get hairy dog. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Woke up on the bathroom floor about 6am with my mouth tasting like sick.

 

Its only gotten worse since.

 

Fuck this.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

7 hours ago, A Red said:

Woke up feeling shite but consoled myself in having a lazy day. Fuck that, my nearly teetotal mrs has decided that stuff needs moving, other stuff needs painting and all the jobs i put off have to be done today.

My missus has went to the shop and got me a 4 pack of cornettos. I was expecting a telling off for being in such a state. She's in a good mood thankfully.

[Nunavut Patrick]

9 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Which winery was the Sav from, Pat? Just interested because a bunch of the best ones are right around here where I live. Just wondering if its one of those.

Stoneleigh.

 

My daughters wine guzzling colleague loves Kim Crawford wines so I picked up that as well but can’t recall anything special about it.

 

Oyster Bay as well I’ve had; I actually don’t drink much wine and very rarely white but always go for NZ ones when I do.

 

However, I still find Steinlager insipid. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

1 hour ago, rotoq said:

My missus has went to the shop and got me a 4 pack of cornettos. I was expecting a telling off for being in such a state. She's in a good mood thankfully.

Cornetto’s are best enjoyed as a trilogy 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

This is the worst one in as long as I can remember. Nearly fucking 9pm and I'm still in awful pain. Head pounding. Sore stomach. Anxiety. 

 

Might try and swing working from home tomorrow.

[General Dryness]

On 02/03/2020 at 09:37, Nunavut Patrick said:

Stoneleigh.

 

My daughters wine guzzling colleague loves Kim Crawford wines so I picked up that as well but can’t recall anything special about it.

 

Oyster Bay as well I’ve had; I actually don’t drink much wine and very rarely white but always go for NZ ones when I do.

 

However, I still find Steinlager insipid. 

That's a Marlborough one, south island.

 

From around here I recommend Craggy Range, Black Barn or Elephant Hill. If you can get hold of them in the wilds.

 

Have to agree with you on Steinlager. Luckily there are plenty of decent craft breweries around so we don't have to drink it if we don't want to.

[Guest]

Last weekend I bought a four pack of beers. I got through the first three and didn't feel a thing so I knocked back the fourth expecting to get a sudden drunk impact. Then I looked at the bottles...

 

 

The best hangover cure in the world.

[Sugar Ape]

Hello darkness my old friend. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sat watching footy clips on YouTube and drinking heaps until 5am. Feeling like a bag of smashed assholes now. Worth it. Have leftover Chinese for breakfast. Nice.

[Chip Butty]

I ache all over, I believe around 1-2am this morning after a bottle of JD, I attempted freestyle body pooping. She tells me I wasn't good very good.

 

And I woke thinking I was just dreaming of Herbie Hancokc's, Rockit, on full blast. 

[Mudface]

17 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

I ache all over, I believe around 1-2am this morning after a bottle of JD, I attempted freestyle body pooping. She tells me I wasn't good very good.

 

And I woke thinking I was just dreaming of Herbie Hancokc's, Rockit, on full blast. 

I hope that's a typo...

[Chip Butty]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

I hope that's a typo...

Haha, probably more of a Freudian slip, as I feel like shite. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Ermahgerd. Got vague recollections of telling my new brother-in-law that I actually quite miss his predecessor. I reckon I’ve got about an hour before I have to go and face the music. 

[Captain Turdseye]

And I left my garden furniture out and it rained when it wasn’t meant to. For fuck sake. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

 

NOT good bants. Very bad bants. Help me. Please.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

On 19/07/2020 at 09:38, Captain Turdseye said:

Ermahgerd. Got vague recollections of telling my new brother-in-law that I actually quite miss his predecessor. I reckon I’ve got about an hour before I have to go and face the music. 

 

This post immediately cured my hangover for 3/4 of a second. Excellent. Can you fuck off your new in laws continuously and live stream it so I can feel ok today please?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Girlfriend ended up cleaning up my vomit on her birthday. Happy birthday, big kisses xoxox you missed a bit pet, there's some carrot under the coffee table.

[lifetime fan]

No matter how horny you are...poppers on a hangover after a bottle of port is not a good idea!

[YorkshireRed]

It goes a bit like this...

 

Other lifestyle choices are available. 
 

Saturday:

 

Get smashed.

 

Sunday:

 

Wake up feeling not too bad. Fool myself into thinking I’ve escaped the worst of it until the worst of it hits like a runaway train. Physical and mental torture kicks in and I’m absolutely sure my drinking days are over.

 

Monday:

 

Physically far from right. No energy, no motivation, irritable with low mood. Definitely not bothered about drinking this coming weekend. It’ll be good to have a break.

 

Tuesday:

 

Still struggle with low mood and generally struggle to sleep.

 

Wednesday:

 

Turning a corner but if I have to do anything important then it’ll be a miracle if I do myself justice.

 

Thursday:

 

Just about myself again. Probably wash some clothes, just in case.

 

Friday:

 

Roll on Saturday. I’m getting smashed.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

It goes a bit like this...

 

Other lifestyle choices are available. 
 

Saturday:

 

Get smashed.

 

Sunday:

 

Wake up feeling not too bad. Fool myself into thinking I’ve escaped the worst of it until the worst of it hits like a runaway train. Physical and mental torture kicks in and I’m absolutely sure my drinking days are over.

 

Monday:

 

Physically far from right. No energy, no motivation, irritable with low mood. Definitely not bothered about drinking this coming weekend. It’ll be good to have a break.

 

Tuesday:

 

Still struggle with low mood and generally struggle to sleep.

 

Wednesday:

 

Turning a corner but if I have to do anything important then it’ll be a miracle if I do myself justice.

 

Thursday:

 

Just about myself again. Probably wash some clothes, just in case.

 

Friday:

 

Roll on Saturday. I’m getting smashed.

 

 

 

Thank fuck it’s not just me 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

It goes a bit like this...

 

Other lifestyle choices are available. 
 

Saturday:

 

Get smashed.

 

Sunday:

 

Wake up feeling not too bad. Fool myself into thinking I’ve escaped the worst of it until the worst of it hits like a runaway train. Physical and mental torture kicks in and I’m absolutely sure my drinking days are over.

 

Monday:

 

Physically far from right. No energy, no motivation, irritable with low mood. Definitely not bothered about drinking this coming weekend. It’ll be good to have a break.

 

Tuesday:

 

Still struggle with low mood and generally struggle to sleep.

 

Wednesday:

 

Turning a corner but if I have to do anything important then it’ll be a miracle if I do myself justice.

 

Thursday:

 

Just about myself again. Probably wash some clothes, just in case.

 

Friday:

 

Roll on Saturday. I’m getting smashed.

 

 

 

You seem to have missed out the bitterly regretted midweek session, the ill-advised 'ah fuck it, it's Friday tomorrow' pints and the 'thank Christ it's Saturday tomorrow, might as well get smashed to celebrate' stupidity, not to mention the 'fuck's sake where did the weekend go, let's have a couple of bottles of wine' Sunday afternoon folly.

[YorkshireRed]

15 minutes ago, Mudface said:

You seem to have missed out the bitterly regretted midweek session, the ill-advised 'ah fuck it, it's Friday tomorrow' pints and the 'thank Christ it's Saturday tomorrow, might as well get smashed to celebrate' stupidity, not to mention the 'fuck's sake where did the weekend go, let's have a couple of bottles of wine' Sunday afternoon folly.

I’m mostly a Saturday only drinker these days. Any more than that and my new address would be:

 

Yorkshire Red

The Gutter

Wakefield

West Yorkshire 

[Captain Turdseye]

Switch the first two lines around there and you’ve stumbled upon an ace forum handle. 
 

The Gutter is a way better name than YorkshireRed