The Hangover Thread

[Dr Nowt]

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

 

 

That’s very flattering. 

 

Repped. 

[Mudface]

So what was the occasion?

[lifetime fan]

16 hours ago, Mudface said:

So what was the occasion?

 

Golfing holiday. 

[lifetime fan]

I’ll be lucky to stay awake until 9 o’clock tonight. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Gonna have a beauty tomorrow. Had a Bottle and a half of wine (had a half left over from last night) and I bought 6 bottles of Leffe Blond (Belgium beer) which is fucking gorgeous. I meant to keep those for tomorrow, ahh well. The shops will be open again. 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Went out last night and had four large gins.  Now feel like I’ve been on a 5 day crack binge. Honestly can’t see me getting through the next 4 hours of work.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Went out to watch the mentionable last night on holiday with Pony Princess and old man D. Made the decision to get on the red after beer and had a bottle each in a shit Irish bar. Followed this up with a local ice cream speciality which is jet black. My vommiting of zombie like liquids began at 2am and stopped at about 3pm 

[Captain Turdseye]

Eeurgh. Had a couple of glasses of red wine with dinner yesterday. Came home, got on the gin for a couple of hours and then hastily arranged to meet someone down the pub. Made it to closing time then somehow managed to end up at a lock-in at a different pub where the landlady was a bad twat. 

 

And now Turdsette is not well and off school so I can’t even sleep it off. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Don't ever drink Moosehead Pale Ale. I had 6 tins Friday night and I was still fucked yesterday. 

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Don't ever drink Moosehead Pale Ale. I had 6 tins Friday night and I was still fucked yesterday. 

Strong tack Zonks? 

[ZonkoVille77]

15 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Strong tack Zonks? 

 

Only 5% but it had my head bouncing. Wouldn't recommend it, mate.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fuck me, gone through 5 bottles of Bourbon and a bottle of Vodka (all though the future son in law helped to drink the Vodka and one bottle of JB) since last Saturday. Just wanterd to curl up and die today but the family from us and the future son in law wanted to do the usual Christmas market trip today. So half mullered on mulled wine and the hangover from hell can wait another day. 

[A Red]

I'd love a hangover. All i've had this christmas is a small glass of Baileys. 

[ZonkoVille77]

I had to go to work yesterday after drinking 3 glasses mulled wine, 3 glasses of prosecco,  1 bottle of Beaujolais and 2 glasses of baileys on Christmas day. I was fucked. I had about 12 shits in work. 

 

Just having a few bottles of beer now to try help me to sleep. Drink is a cunt. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Pint of water throughout the day and a pint before bed. You do wake up and have to piss but don’t get hungover.

 

Put away 6 pints 

2 glasses of port

3/4 bottle of NZ Sauvignon Blanc

1/2 lb of various cheeses 

 

Felt good all told; surprised didn’t end up with a big toe falling off with gout

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm dreading tomorrow. Once I get New Years Eve out of the way that is me and alcohol done for at least 8 months until my Birthday. I've done it before, and now is the time to do it again. Mind you, the way a certain sport is going that sabbatical away from Alcohol may hit a bumpy road come March/April/May time. 

[s(k)aturation]

 

Bottle of Paddy Whiskey last night.

 

And now I'm daring to take my 8yo daughter to the cricket for the afternoon.

 

 

[Red_or_Dead]

Last two mornings have been through a proper booze fug, although it's not really a hangover when you start drinking in the AM.

 

 

[Elite]

Rough as fuck this morning so has a quick Google for hangover cures, luckily I have some Hi 5 electrolytes in the cupboard. Some mad bastard recommended having a fried egg on top of a wagon wheel.

[chrisbonnie]

Just take two solpadeine with a shit load of water, go for a little walk then buy yourself something greasy on the journey 

 

You'll be grand within the hour. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Ignore him. Lash a fried egg on a wagon wheel. Then feed back. 

[Mook]

There's no cure for this one I've got apart from drink & I can't do that because I've got loads on with the bairns today.

 

Brutal.

[General Dryness]

On 28/12/2019 at 11:47, Nunavut Patrick said:

Pint of water throughout the day and a pint before bed. You do wake up and have to piss but don’t get hungover.

 

Put away 6 pints 

2 glasses of port

3/4 bottle of NZ Sauvignon Blanc

1/2 lb of various cheeses 

 

Felt good all told; surprised didn’t end up with a big toe falling off with gout

Which winery was the Sav from, Pat? Just interested because a bunch of the best ones are right around here where I live. Just wondering if its one of those.

[Mudface]

7 pints and 3/4 bottle of wine that my missus didn't finish off vs Naproxen, 30/500 co-Codamol and an ocean of water.

 

The booze is winning handily at the moment- if this was a film, the scientists would all be sitting around looking terrified and impotent while the apocalypse rages unchecked outside.