The Hangover Thread

[Paulie Dangerously]

I know we have a drunk thread but do we have one of these?

 

I'm rough as toast this morning. I've had a resolve and now desperately need an egg buttie but I have no eggs, no bread of any sort and the idea of going to the Sainsburys by me just makes me want to curl up in the feotal position until bread magically appears.

 

What are your morning after routines?

[SonofJan]

Lucozade, wank, take a shit, loads of pickled onion space raiders

[Preston Red]

As strange as it sounds, having a dump sets me on the road to recovery.

 

Closely followed by a coffee and a wander to the shop for some crumpets. Also, the young bird who works in our local Spar is incredibly gorgeous with a whacking set of tits. A sight for sore eyes.

[rubble-rouser]

It may sound like a hell of an effort, but after some food a swim sorts me out more than anything.

 

With a mild hangover caffeine works. With a killer hangover it makes matters ten times work.

 

Lucozade sport and irn bru work and galllons of water.

[Carradona]

This is worse than my Halloween hangover. Ended up in a house party last night on Croxteth Road and there was well over 100 people there. Mental.

[Thants]

Water, lots of it. Bacon. Get on bike into countryside. Have a wank.

You may want to change the order of that.

[manwiththestick]

Ice cold Iron Bru and fresh air.

[The-Sir]

Massive dump, a pint of coke, a chicken and mushroom pot noodle and a kit-kit.

 

I have neither coke, pot noodle or kit-kats in the flat.

 

I'm off for a massive dump.

[Furmedge]

Shower (sitting down depending how fucking severe it is) with that Mint Source stuff on my head for about 10 mins, lucozade, onion ring crisps, huge bottle of water.

[Carradona]

Just cooked myself a bacon, sausage and egg barn and my hangover is no longer an issue. Result!

[waiting game]

My trick is handed down the line and i swear by it.

 

Glass of orange juice, black coffee and pasta with Olive oil (only oil) and maybe some bread with a little butter.

 

Thats all i do and i swear by it.

 

Hope that helps mate.

[Fugitive]

I don't know what the fuck I'd call this. It's like limbo.

 

Went to Sankeys last night and got smashed, all piled back to my mates about 7am this morning and carried on drinking til about 1pm this afternoon and now I'm feeling very fucking strange and cant sleep. Due to be going to Circo Loco tonight and I'm debating whether or not to carry on drinking until I go or try and properly sober up.

 

I feel all floaty and my head is fucked and I'm struggling to talk properly.

[waiting game]

I don't know what the fuck I'd call this. It's like limbo.

 

Went to Sankeys last night and got smashed, all piled back to my mates about 7am this morning and carried on drinking til about 1pm this afternoon and now I'm feeling very fucking strange and cant sleep. Due to be going to Circo Loco tonight and I'm debating whether or not to carry on drinking until I go or try and properly sober up.

 

I feel all floaty and my head is fucked and I'm struggling to talk properly.

 

If you sober up now you wont want to drink later. If i was you mate (done this before) make sure you drink water too so you keep hydrated but drink beer, slowly. I dont mean little sips but take your time, just to keep you topped up until tonight but if wont take much for you to get smashed later. Make sure you eat something like rice or pasta before you go out.

 

Happy drinking mate.

[Carradona]

I don't know what the fuck I'd call this. It's like limbo.

 

Went to Sankeys last night and got smashed, all piled back to my mates about 7am this morning and carried on drinking til about 1pm this afternoon and now I'm feeling very fucking strange and cant sleep. Due to be going to Circo Loco tonight and I'm debating whether or not to carry on drinking until I go or try and properly sober up.

 

I feel all floaty and my head is fucked and I'm struggling to talk properly.

 

Pilled up last night?

[Liverpool lad]

Fresh orange, a cup of tea and some toast. Shower and then I good to go. The trick is to not go mental mixing drinks the night before.

[Total Longo]

Irn Bru and a cheese and onion breville. Winner.

[Fugitive]

Pilled up last night?

 

No, just got absolutely smashed and then spent all morning drinking Hierbas. I go days without sleep in Ibiza and it's a piece of piss but I feel properly weird today.

 

My mate is on the way around with a bottle of whisky.... result.

[Fugitive]

Got a fry up on the go... no beans.

[chauncey]

Used to rely on Lucozade Sport and a Maccys (Big Mac, 1/4 Pounder w/cheese x2 and Large fries x 2) until I discovered this wonderful stuff:

 

 

Flatmate had about five of the bastards in the fridge and just one of them sorted me right out. Honestly far more effective than Lucozade.

 

It's tough finding anywhere that sells them but when I do they get bulk-bought.

[Juniper]

Got a fry up on the go... no beans.

 

Negged

 

Had a few last night when out, normally hangovers don't bother me past the morning but this one is bothering me big time today.

 

Have had a fry up and have spent a few hours in the garden getting fresh air but I still feel crap, talking of crap also I'm constipated so can't even have that hangover shit.

 

That's what you get for mixing about six types of drink though.

 

Rum will sort this issue out in a bit.

[melons]

I plan on suffering a massive hang over next sunday. I'll probably chicken out half way through the night.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I had an egg barm and a sausage barm 2 cups of tea. Went to my mas and they had some left over curry, i had it. I then (about 3pm) went to the pub and had multiple pints of cider and am now home waiting for the oven pizza i bough to cook. Hangover? What hangover?

[Monster Masch]

I plan on suffering a massive wang next sunday. I'll probably chicken out half way through the night.

 

Jesus Christ Melons, keep it to yourself.

 

 

My cure is go find a chinese that is doing a lunch menu and order an extra hot curry. Result!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There is no hangover cure, none, there are a few things that can make you feel mildly better for an hour or so but the only cure is time, I always feel like a living fucking wreck untill I've gone back to bed and the day has passed. It's only a proper hangover if you keep having to remind yourself to breathe and can't sit still for more than a minute. Eating a shit load has served me well lately though, generally the hangovers I've had over the last ten years though have been nothing short of disgusting.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's a fucking young mans game this drinking lark, out on the ale sunday, then tried a hair of the dog last night, never helped. Got one of those lovely twitchy, heart pounding, cant sleep ones, I'm seriously contemplating never drinking again, alcohol is seriously over rated.