Who's the statue of?

[WaltonRed]

I heard a woman outside the ground say as i waited for my mate of Shanks.

 

I thought, its a soft bird, surely her boyfriend will put her right...

 

alas 'i'm not quite sure you know' was the answer.

 

I glared at them in disbelief and saw they both had club shop bags filled to the brim.

 

The club value whoppers like these two over people who actually live in Liverpool for one and then everyone else for two.

 

Shocking.

[Son of L8]

Did you kick her in the box?

 

If no, why not?

[Iantn]

Reminds me of the time I was getting some tickets and heard some fella walk up and ask for 'two tickets for the goal end'?

 

Nothing shocks me with out support anymore.

[Jokerman]

Reminds me of the time I was getting some tickets and heard some fella walk up and ask for 'two tickets for the goal end'?

 

That's particularly brilliant.

[The Special One]

Are these people actual scousers? I mean I'd get it if they were from out of town but they're actually from Liverpool?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Are these people actual scousers? I mean I'd get it if they were from out of town but they're actually from Liverpool?

 

Shit storm incoming...

[The Special One]

Oh no you di'unt! I just meant I've met my fair share of supposed Liverpool fans in North America who don't have a clue about the club. It's more of a fashionable statement for some to be oh so European and watch saaaakkker. Not saying everyone's like that ofcourse but I've met a few mongs. I just didn't think anyone in Liverpool wouldn't have a clue about what's going on. Or who Shankly is. *shakes head*

[Antynwa]

As a former steward you'd be surprised at the amount of people who ask you where The Kop is.

 

Or ask if they can meet the players, then demand to speak to your superior if you say no.

[Monster Masch]

As a former steward you'd be surprised at the amount of people who ask you where The Kop is.

 

Or ask if they can meet the players, then demand to speak to your superior if you say no.

 

Sweet Lord.

[Red Mist]

Are these people actual scousers? I mean I'd get it if they were from out of town but they're actually from Liverpool?

Nope, it's not because she's an out-of-towner, it's because she's a thick bint who doesn't know shit about football. Like most birds.

[Monster Masch]

Saying that, my mums always crying how she would love to go to a Liverpool match to see Anfield etc and there isn't a chance she'd have knowing that was Shanks. She would know where the Kop is though.

 

I just couldn't bring her, she would seriously wreck my head with some of the questions.

[Jim MM]

Shit, Walt, if we'd known it was you we'd have said "hello"

[rondeco]

Instead of glaring at them, why didn't you take the opportunity to explain who it was to them and educate them about the death of the club due to the current regime?

[gkmacca]

These are the kind of twits Sky always seem to find when they do interviews outside the ground. 'I fink we ain't doin' well enough innit'. The bluenoses must find it hilarious.

[Hermes]

Don't knock them, they are the people who are paying the money to keep the players here on their inflated wages.

[Faustus]

Yeah, 'where's the Kop?' is one I've heard before.

 

Embarrassing.

[Dicko]

Wait....

There's a statue by the Kop.

Since when?

[Mogwai]

i was a steward in the 2 seasons following istanbul, and was never once asked where the kop was, or demanded to allow a meeting with the players.

[JohnnyH]

I have a friend called Stuart. I always wanted him to become a steward so he could be Stuart the Steward. That is all.

[NandoBrewster2]

Wait....

There's a statue by the Kop.

Since when?

 

My thoughts exactly! I always thought it was a pylon.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bit like the tools shouting Yanks out yet wearing the new kit, no better than the same Man U supporters wearing new tops and the yellow and green scarves.

 

On holiday in Turkey in August and my lad was in with a bunch of Southerners, all nice lads and girls. One supported Utd and was fucking clueless, my lad put him straight re trophies etc and he seemed a bit miffed, later on I asked him why he supported them, '' My Dad did ''was his reply, '' where was he from '' I said ( long pause ) '' Don't know I never met him '' I felt a bit shitty after that.

[INTORRESTING]

A quick: "It's Bill Shankly, look him up, he made us what we are today." would have done it.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Everyone knows about the Rob Pillsley gates, surely ?

[chris71]

By rights seeing as football didn't exist till 1992 the statue should be of our first great manager Mr Souness "He made the s** happy" inscribed on the base.

[Newport]

"It's Bill Shankly, look him up, he made us what we are today."

 

Bit unfair to Shanks that, isn't it? :whistle: