Wayne Rooney cheats on pregnant wife Coleen with £1k-a-night prostitute

[roon]

i really do have to laugh at this and i will tell you why. My boss in work is a sound fella but a manu fan so not that sound. He said to me a few weeks ago that he had it from a good source that a top england/liverpool player was at court trying to stop the papers from printing a story about him being a dirty wee man and he was loving it when he was telling me by the sounds of things it was not a liverpool player but a player from liverpool.i have never said this before but FUCK i cant wait for work on monday

[Alan Sex]

Tart pics???

[Jim MM]

Won't someone think of the grannies.

[Special K]

Coleen will be raking it in now though.

 

I told anyone who'd listen she'll have a kid with him before taking him to the cleaners.

 

Hope this affects him as much as Tiger!

[Monster Masch]

Here she is

 

[Monster Masch]

[George Costanza]

she ain't worth a grand a night. Even if she offers to cook breakfast and do the ironing & cleaning.

[mister_lizard]

Here she is

 

 

Jesus fuck. You'd trade in your marriage for that? Fucking mong.

[manwiththestick]

Looks a classy establishment.

[Wor Horse]

Here she is

 

 

That living room looks like a Eurthymics house party from 1978.

[George Costanza]

David James *taps nose*

 

injunction alert

 

wonder how i judge decides what can or can't be printed. Harry brown envelopes maybe.

[manwiththestick]

That's the womans daughter right?

[Arl arse]

Arsed.

[sir roger]

Here she is

 

 

The tattoo is Japanese & says ' This way for my real talent '

 

And presumably Owen was looking disgusted as his caliper had got caught on the bar rail so he couldn't get involved.

[Redder Lurtz]

This has been coming for a while and he deserves everything he gets for this, the fucking tool. Ingurland's darling, press fawning all over him, happy marriage, child on the way and he's pulling stunts like this. Dispicable cunt. I've heard that GJ is next - doesn't make him any less dispicable but hey, he's not Wayne 'Ingurland and Manyoo Legend' Rooney is he. Fuck you Rooney, and fuck your career and your form. The terraces are going to have a field day with this.

 

And lighten up Stronts, this is funny shit.

[RedKnight]

He tapped that ass instead of Colleen? Daft bastard, clearly she wasn't putting out when she was preggers. Still, he could just wait, kids have no patience these days.

[Juniper]

She looks like a nice girl

 

 

 

 

 

........:whistle:

 

EDIT: £1,000 a night??? for that munter?!?

[Joe Le Taxi]

I would. Not for that price though.

[Redder Lurtz]

I would. Not for that price though.

 

This'll have been the reason he was so shite on Friday night eh KL?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Joe Le Taxi]

This'll have been the reason he was so shite on Friday night eh KL?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

I'm saying nothing... Even the thought of that is scary.

[Reacher]

You'd of thought he'd of learnt after being caught out twice, especially after getting married with a kid on the way!

 

She'll probably ruin him now nothing less than he deserves or anyone else that does it, you can't get away with it forever (",)

[WaltonRed]

ha ha ha loving that Owen pure snarled him!

 

she'll walk away with the dough, the kid and the sympathy of the country and continue to be famous

 

I think this is hilarious me!

[Redder Lurtz]

Is there any truth in the story that Colleen wouldn't have anything to do with him so he was seeing a checkout girl as a teenager until he signed his first professional contract, dumped the checkout girl and went after Colleen, whereupon she suddenly declared her undying love for the soon-to-be-multi-millionaire? If there is, I expect him to be taken to the cleaners after this. Classy, classy couple.

[Manny]

I wouldn't go out of my way to read up this story. But coming across it on the forum, I must say, it's all rather amusing.

[WaltonRed]

He'll get rinsed now I think its fair to say.