Wayne Rooney cheats on pregnant wife Coleen with £1k-a-night prostitute

[Tepid water]

She's a good catholic girl so you really suprised?

 

I wasn't aware it was ok for Catholics to shag prozzies.

 

What would the nuns say?

[Anubis]

I wasn't aware it was ok for Catholics to shag prozzies.

 

True. Usually it's only altar boys.

[dennis tooth]

She was never really 'with' him anyway, their marriage is just a financial arrangement sham. I reckon Gary Neville has had twice as many sex sessions with Wayne than Coleen although she can always hold her head high, knowing she is twice as talented as Gary with a football..

[dennis tooth]

True. Usually it's only altar boys.

 

Pete Price?

[razor]

I see Our National Treasure has got a BBC documentary screening about him next week.  Well about selected parts about him anyway.

 

According to the BBC website he DIDN'T hand in a transfer request!  Well he did once, but the OTHER time he DIDN'T.  He just said to Fungusface, "Well if you don't pick me I'm leaving."

 

It turns out he used to write poetry before it was all spoiled by his girlfriend and shameless social barnacle Colleen.

 

Rooney reveals his love of poetry before meeting his future wife Coleen.  "I used to love writing poems. Before I was with Coleen, just normal poems," he said.

 

I hate der redshite me

Like spritely moonlight beams shimmering on an iron-grey sea.

 

It's der redshite that I hate

Will the sprit of love e'r intertwine our lovelorn fate

 

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day

Howard Kendall.

 

 

 

It I may get negged for this but you know who I truly admire? Giggs and Scholes, because I have no fucking idea what their wives look like. They are both legends of the game, but have only ever played footy and gone home. No clothing lines, no Hello columns no fucking about on Britains Next Top Cock.

 

Whoops...

[magicrat]

I see Our National Treasure has got a BBC documentary screening about him next week.  Well about selected parts about him anyway.

 

According to the BBC website he DIDN'T hand in a transfer request!  Well he did once, but the OTHER time he DIDN'T.  He just said to Fungusface, "Well if you don't pick me I'm leaving."

 

It turns out he used to write poetry before it was all spoiled by his girlfriend and shameless social barnacle Colleen.

 

Rooney reveals his love of poetry before meeting his future wife Coleen.  "I used to love writing poems. Before I was with Coleen, just normal poems," he said.

 

I hate der redshite me

Like spritely moonlight beams shimmering on an iron-grey sea.

 

It's der redshite that I hate

Will the sprit of love e'r intertwine our lovelorn fate

 

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day

Howard Kendall.

 

 

 

 

Whoops...

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There was a young girl called Coleen,

Who’s boyfriend’s face was obscene,

She let him shag grannies,

With big sloppy fannies,

Because she could live the life of a Queen .

[Rico1304]

I see Our National Treasure has got a BBC documentary screening about him next week.  Well about selected parts about him anyway.

 

According to the BBC website he DIDN'T hand in a transfer request!  Well he did once, but the OTHER time he DIDN'T.  He just said to Fungusface, "Well if you don't pick me I'm leaving."

 

It turns out he used to write poetry before it was all spoiled by his girlfriend and shameless social barnacle Colleen.

 

Rooney reveals his love of poetry before meeting his future wife Coleen.  "I used to love writing poems. Before I was with Coleen, just normal poems," he said.

 

I hate der redshite me

Like spritely moonlight beams shimmering on an iron-grey sea.

 

It's der redshite that I hate

Will the sprit of love e'r intertwine our lovelorn fate

 

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day

Howard Kendall.

 

 

 

 

 

Whoops...

 

Ha ha ha, I was right on Scholes though. Plus I think you'll find it was me who broke the Giggs injunction over on the MF.

[Carvalho Diablo]

https://www.football365.com/news/manchester-united-rooney-dc-united-horrified-tiny-penis-bizarre-team-talk

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

https://www.football365.com/news/manchester-united-rooney-dc-united-horrified-tiny-penis-bizarre-team-talk

Look at that source. I bet he's hung like a horse with that rag claiming the opposite.

[Josef Svejk]

[Bjornebye]

"a source told the s*n" 

 

Fuck off