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Michael Owen


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Sorry, I meant the press not being in the classroom when she spoke to him. Was it the Flintshire Chronicle press?

 

That letter thing is crazy, it's like him getting a superinjunction on school children to not speak to him.

 

Yeah probably papers like the chronicle, leader and maybe Daily Post? not sure to be honest but it would only be local papers.

 

I always see him in the post office, he's an absolute miserable bellend.

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Was never that arsed when he first went to the mancs but he's started to piss me off more and more. He's a proper head-the-ball, I think he's genuinely bitter that he left us just when we won the CL and he was expecting to see his career take off, but he's only ever been a bit-part player ever since. For such a ruthless careerist that must sting, and the more people take the piss out of him the more he wraps himself in the manc blanket and prteneds he's not arsed to try and get us back. A tragic individual who has lived an entire football career without ever really realising what the sport is really all about.

 

He's like a retiring violinist who's played for some of Europe's greatest orchestras who, upon stepping down is asked 'how do you feel about music?' and he responds 'feel? I was just moving my hands.'

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He's said some amazing stuff today about how thrilled he is to be at that club, how great it is he's 'earned' a League medal, how he hopes to 'complete the full set' against Barca, etc etc. I think the man has gone nuts.

 

I genuinely agree, either that or he's on a wind up and deliberately trying to piss us off. A bit of both, perhaps.

 

Fowler's better than Owen.

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@themichaelowen Fuck of Michael you dirty manc bastard . Youve ruined your LFC legacy. Your hated by all Liverpool fans. Sad Sad Bastard

 

I'm sure he'll lose lots of sleep over that tweet.

 

p.s. It's "you're".

 

We know Owen didn't contribute to that medal. He knows it also. But for every bellend that tweets him to say that, he is going to get more militant with his replies. I've actually started laughing at some of the replies from him as what do you people expect when you keep abusing him?

 

If he wins a European Cup medal then I think some of your heads will explode.

 

We always treated him like he wasn't one of us, even when he was here, so why the surprise he treats us with indifference now too?

 

Move on folks.

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Didn't want to start a new thread, but I was thinking about the fact that he has played for 4 clubs, two lots of supporters hate him, one lot won't remember him and one lot will certainly not remember him in the future.

 

Is there any other footballer who has such a record you think who has enjoyed such relative success?

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Didn't want to start a new thread, but I was thinking about the fact that he has played for 4 clubs, two lots of supporters hate him, one lot won't remember him and one lot will certainly not remember him in the future.

 

Is there any other footballer who has such a record you think who has enjoyed such relative success?

 

Anelka is one who comes to mind. Not popular or loved, but has won loads of shit. Not hated to nearly the same extent as Owen, though.

 

I can think of another who may become as hated as Owen. He used to have rapier pace, goal machine, was loved by the Kop...

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Anelka is one who comes to mind. Not popular or loved, but has won loads of shit. Not hated to nearly the same extent as Owen, though.

 

I can think of another who may become as hated as Owen. He used to have rapier pace, goal machine, was loved by the Kop...

 

Unlikely... Owen was brought up by us, and burned us. He's like having a brother, who anally rapes your wife, and then stabs your dog.

 

The feminine Spaniard was just a fit bird that cheated on us, really.

 

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I hate Owen now so much. Each day I hate him more. To see what he has become does fill me with anger. To see a player who is only 31 and could play regularly for a club and score goals and maybe get his England place back resigned to warming the bench at United and starting 1 game in a season and being HAPPY with that makes me glad he did leave if that's the kind of fool he is. Picking up his money for not playing. I would feel like a big fraud if it was me. I wouldn't be able to look Rooney in the eye.

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Yeah, has signed a 1 year contract extension. Will be interesting to see their NET SPEND this summer. They have to bring in a GK and another CM now that the ginger cunt is gone. Shifting Berbatov will provide some funds but where will the remainder come from?

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