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The only people I know with these are those that would have absolutely no problem with inviting people round to sit in a warm soup of their spunk and their missus's various leakages. Plus they tend to be enormous chavs with too much money. I'm out.

If it was just their missus leakages I'd have no problem. Its the spunk that i have to draw the line at.
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Am I the only person that automatically pegs hot tub owners as swingers? I went to the ideal home show recently, and there were hoards of people round the hot tubs. They all looked like wrong 'uns. Dirty bastards.

 

Don't use peg, swinger, hot tub and dirty bastard in the same post - there are search engines on this site.

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Spent most of the day working in the garden, finally finishing up at 10pm. With the kids and wife all in bed, spending almost an hour in the hot tub with a quadruple rum and coke whilst stark bollock naked was a decent end to Father's Day

It's the neighbours I feel sorry for.

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