Weather

[moof]

Not quite 30C but we've had a cracking day here...gardening in shorts and a bikini top (well you've go to take your chance in Edinburgh)

 

Pics or gtfo

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Not quite 30C but we've had a cracking day here...gardening in shorts and a bikini top (well you've go to take your chance in Edinburgh)

 

Only just gone 10am and already 23°C, going to be another scorcher and they have said this weather is here to stay for at least the next 10 days. Need to get a load of beer in and stash it in the cellar.

[Champ]

Only just gone 10am and already 23°C, going to be another scorcher and they have said this weather is here to stay for at least the next 10 days. Need to get a load of beer in and stash it in the cellar.

Wall to wall blue sky here again. Off out shortly to get supplies for my daughter's birthday barbecue. Love it

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Wall to wall blue sky here again. Off out shortly to get supplies for my daughter's birthday barbecue. Love it

 

We are having a BBQ later, just mowed the lawn and now to spray the fruit trees, goose gog bushes etc etc. Normally don't drink during the week but i shall be participating in a few cold ones whilst grilling. Hope your daughter has a great day.

[Champ]

We are having a BBQ later, just mowed the lawn and now to spray the fruit trees, goose gog bushes etc etc. Normally don't drink during the week but i shall be participating in a few cold ones whilst grilling. Hope your daughter has a great day.

 

Thanks. She got a new phone. What else does a girl need???

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Thanks. She got a new phone. What else does a girl need???

 

Shoes!!!!!!

 

Our daughter is off on holiday for a long weekend in Sylt with her boyfriend and his family in their posh holiday home, notice i didn't get a fucking invite. Just had to hand over a 100 bucks because she wants new stuff, fecking women.

[Jairzinho]

Burnt.

[moof]

35c in cabo

[moof]

Even hotter now, gonna head down Viduas beach for the afternoon and have a couple of brews. Life is good.

[lifetime fan]

7.30 and it's still 22c here in Bristol.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

9am and 21°C in Bielefeld, going to be another scorcher. I love this weather, good excuse to get in the garden and have a few cold ones.

[Furmedge]

Overcast in Liverpool. Sigh.

[VladimirIlyich]

Overcast in Liverpool. Sigh.

 

Gonna be 26 degrees celsius or 79 degrees fahrenheit later so dont worry.

[Champ]

Warming up nicely in Edinburgh..

[Redder Lurtz]

Leeds (well, Bradford) is looking red hot out of the office window. This shit better last until at least the weekend so I can get out and catch some rays.

[Reacher]

Overcast in Liverpool. Sigh.

 

What's it like now? Boiling in Southport now. Got to be 20c, I'm melting in just my short sleeved shirt. Wish i was off.

 

Best be this nice tomorrow will be sinking a few beers.

[moof]

6:42 am in Cabo, 26c on the thermo. Wondering if it's too early to break out the margaritas

[Karl_b]

Mafting here, absolutely mafting.

[Sugar Ape]

Sweltering in liverpool now. Finished work early,

Done the front garden and sitting in the back now with a pint of Erdinger.

[Redder Lurtz]

Mafting here, absolutely mafting.

 

You're gonna have to explain Karl.

 

Urban Dictionary: maft-ing

 

Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.

 

Other forms of the word:

 

M.A.F.T.-ing

 

M.A.F.T.-ed

 

Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.

 

****CAUTION******

Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.

I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!

 

I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.

[Sugar Ape]

I've only got one bottle of Erdinger left. Troubling times. The mrs bought 4 bottles of Fruli Strawberry beer this morning for herself, I might have them and deal with the grief later.

 

Or I might just have an afternoon nap instead. It's a hard one.

[Redder Lurtz]

You're sailing close to Neg Island Rapey, you utter bastard.

[Remmie]

Mafting here, absolutely mafting.

Northerners.

 

*shakes head*

[Champ]

Thick sea mist here at the moment....this ain't in the plan. Hoping it Will burn off soon

[Reacher]

Sun was cracking the flags in Southport at half six again, lovely. In off today too, a few beers this afternoon it is!