Weather

[Redder Lurtz]

Fuck this shit. Fucking July and another day of pissing down with bastard rain in good old Yorkshire. What a depressing pile of wank this country is in almost every aspect. All I want to do is walk up the pub for a quiet beer but no, I'm stuck in the fucking house looking out of the window at the great british summer. Fucking bollocks. I'm seriously going to look at moving to Australia, me. I can't fucking stand it here any longer.

[Stu Monty]

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. As bad as the bride might be feeling right now about her day being ruined it's nothing compared to how frustrated I am at not being able to rock up with my shades on if this continues. There's nothing quite like a good summer suit and snazzy shirt with a pair of shades to top off the look.

[Redder Lurtz]

I have to feel for you Stu. I mean, if it does piss down, imagine how many lick-spittles and do gooders the bride will have swarming round her offering her umbrellas, a place to stand out of the rain to have her photo taken etc etc. And what kind of fuss will you get for having to wear a coat? Fuck all I suspect. Weddings are unfairly loaded in the happy couple's favour, especially the bride.

[Anny Road]

I feel for you fuck all. At one point today our thermometer was at 9C. In fucking July.

[Stu Monty]

I have to feel for you Stu. I mean, if it does piss down, imagine how many lick-spittles and do gooders the bride will have swarming round her offering her umbrellas, a place to stand out of the rain to have her photo taken etc etc. And what kind of fuss will you get for having to wear a coat? Fuck all I suspect. Weddings are unfairly loaded in the happy couple's favour, especially the bride.

 

Yeah, it'll be all about them all day I bet. The selfish cunts.

[a stoner]

I love this weather. Warm and wet. I like things that are warm and wet.

 

I'll shut up now.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Fuck this shit. Fucking July and another day of pissing down with bastard rain in good old Yorkshire. What a depressing pile of wank this country is in almost every aspect. All I want to do is walk up the pub for a quiet beer but no, I'm stuck in the fucking house looking out of the window at the great british summer. Fucking bollocks. I'm seriously going to look at moving to Australia, me. I can't fucking stand it here any longer.

 

Man up and stride purposely to the pub, it's just rain. Don't let nature get in your way.

 

Cooled off a lot here thankfully.

 

[Anny Road]

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[Guest ShoePiss]

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From 10am until 1pm looks ok.

[Anny Road]

Did it I can't remember. Did it. I t wasn't very funny so I deleted it.

[Redder Lurtz]

Man up and stride purposely to the pub.

I did. And bollocks to you and your permatan weather. I ran 2 miles today in the rain, then walked a further 1.5 miles to the pub. In the rain. This should go in the 'I am man' thread i'm sure.

[Wor Horse]

It's shite in London.

 

Weather's boring as well. Hurry up Ibiza.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Third washout summer in a row. It started with promise as well.

[dennis tooth]

YOU CAN'T DRIVE A CAR AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

YOU CAN'T DRIVE A CAR AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING.

 

Why not?

[Joe Le Taxi]

It's fucking boiling here despite it pissing it down.

 

And Lurtz, I had to walk ages in the rain to get to the cricket and my phone clocks how much I walk, it said 5.3 miles throughout the day.

[Irishlad]

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[Liverpool lad]

I am in Calgary and the weather is great, going to see on a patio and drink the night away.

[Barzini]

Fuck sake it's over 40 degrees every day here (dubai) think yourself lucky.

 

I'd kill some fucker for a spot of rain.

[dennis tooth]

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[Guest The Chimp]

Forecast said it was going to be 27 here today (pretty warm for winter). This morning was lovely, now it's shat itself and turned overcast. Still might go fishing, not sure yet.

 

And Mike if you're thinking of coming to Oz you'd best look soon. Migration will be cut back a fair bit. An election over here and it seems to be the poor migrants* who are copping all the shite.

 

 

 

 

* Well, let's say those who aren't Anglo-Saxon anyway - fucking disgraceful from both main parties.

[stevebaby]

Fuck this shit. Fucking July and another day of pissing down with bastard rain in good old Yorkshire. What a depressing pile of wank this country is in almost every aspect. All I want to do is walk up the pub for a quiet beer but no, I'm stuck in the fucking house looking out of the window at the great british summer. Fucking bollocks. I'm seriously going to look at moving to Australia, me. I can't fucking stand it here any longer.

It's the middle of winter here and it's fucking freezing. I had to put a fleece on to go for a bike ride this morning!

 

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Weather should be privatized. Then the poor wouldn't be able to afford sunshine and they could pay for the rain so they could grow a healthy diet of vegetables. Meanwhile rich bastards leke me could lie around on the beach in the sun and pass lewd comments about scantily clad young women.

You know it makes sense.

[Remmie]

The north sucks when it comes to weather. This morning is the first time it's rained at all this summer in Milton Keynes and it's been a pretty decent summer so far (discluding today) overall I reckon. And what's all this umbrella talk? I hate the things, would rather just get wet.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Sweltering in Bielefeld today, 30°c but the thermometer which is not in the shade is showing 39°C...Garden, laptop and a few beers...this is the life.

[Champ]

Not quite 30C but we've had a cracking day here...gardening in shorts and a bikini top (well you've go to take your chance in Edinburgh)