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[Sugar Ape]

Anyway, much too hot to pack your kid off to tit island. Keep ‘em home I say. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Anyway, much too hot to pack your kid off to tit island. Keep ‘em home I say. 

My thoughts exactly! I want to go instead! 

[Fugitive]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

My thoughts exactly! I want to go instead! 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

What the fuck are they thinking? 

School tradition, every year, it's Samson Picnic. I did it when I was a boy. 

Basically they all go over on a boat and play games on the beach all day. 

 

 

[Lee909]

2 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

My 8 year old is going on a 'picnic' tomorrow, with the whole primary school, to an uninhabited island.  Can't decide if it's a clever move or not, don't want to be overprotective but i'm basically sending him to an island without a single tree to shade under...

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Lee909]

 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Geggenpressed by mad thunder/lightening 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

[A Red]

2 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

We've had thunder, lightening and rain too (Lizard), hopefully it clears up and your lad can still have a good day

[Colonel Bumcunt]

47 minutes ago, A Red said:

We've had thunder, lightening and rain too (Lizard), hopefully it clears up and your lad can still have a good day

Cheers lad, it's already gone and now is blue sky.  Biggest thunderstorm we've had in years though. 

[stringvest]

15 hours ago, John102 said:

Took the babys thermometer in the garden and it said 40 degrees. Dunno how accurate it is but it was roasting so I had a lolly ice.

I hope you took it out of the baby's bum before you took it outside.  Merseyside's most suntanned child.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Struggling to get any work done, sorting any parts out is out of the question as it's too hot to move them, working on the cars is no good either and I don't want to sit in the office and run any simulations as once the PC is at full chooch to run any work it becomes hotter than the sun in there. 

 

And to top if off my bollocks are like Phil Leotardo's right now.

 

I fucking hate summer. 

[stringvest]

I've got the fan blowing hard onto my face (over).  I'm going to have a complexion like Zelda from Terrahawks in the morning.

[Oh Buoy]

Stripped down to my undies, bottle of coke in the freezer along with cornettos, fans blowing directly at my face and nads. I feel this is becoming too common now - a portable air con system may be the way forward. 

[halewood pete]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Need to walk to the corner shop to grab some milk.

 

[halewood pete]

[YorkshireRed]

Slept dreadfully last night. Mainly due to the wife sleeping dreadfully and being incapable of sleeping dreadfully quietly. 
 

I wonder if this mini heatwave will see a spike in the spousal murder rate! It would do if our sleeping challenges had been the other way round and I’d dared to move a muscle. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

What was he expecting?! I did laugh at his daughter just watching him fall through it thinking "cheers dad you soft cunt that's my wendy house fucked because you've had a can" 

[magicrat]

11 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

School tradition, every year, it's Samson Picnic. I did it when I was a boy. 

Basically they all go over on a boat and play games on the beach all day. 

 

 

Last time I went to Samson I got bombed by gulls up by the ruined cottages . Interesting history the two familes , Woodcocks and the Webbers, that eked out an existence there living off limpets and sea-weed. They saved up for a boat so they could share some of revenue for piloting ships through the channels but it got smashed to pieces in a storm  . The Landord then put deer on the Island for them to look after but they all fucked off to St Marys during a very low tide. Eventually , starving, they were evacuated in the mid 19th century but their cottages , complete with midden of limpet shells still survives . There is a tree by the way up by where the well was. Anyway its a great beach and well worth a visit .  

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[magicrat]

15 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Parenting skills on full display

[VladimirIlyich]

21 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

36 degrees?

 

Rookie numbers, we call this a lovely spring day in Khartoum and think about taking a jumper out with us, just in case.

38 actually,at one stage. In the car it hit 42 celsius at start up. I spent most of yesterday in my grandaughters paddling pool,it was cold water but felt ace. 

[Section_31]

Watching taken 2 and letting my Argos fan blow up my shorts. Considering going to the corner shop for a £1 Dairy Crunch.

[Code]

26 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Need to walk to the corner shop to grab some milk.

 

Never knew you are Sammy Lee.