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If I was Paul Heaton, I'd be get my lawyers onto the Scissor Sisters because they've blatantly robbed Song For Whoever.

 

A vast amount of twats in the crowd for Scissor Sisters.

 

I have a thing for Anna Mantronic though......and Jesus, look at Kylie and her arse! And the ginger backing singer with the see through bit down the middle of her top. I wouldn't mind seeing those three being actual Scissor Sisters!

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Muse are, in my opinion, the most overrated band on the planet.

 

They've some good songs, but they've not made one great album.

 

They look a good live band, though.

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The XX - weird!

 

Is the singer the product of an accident at the sperm bank when the jizz of Jimmy Carr, Frank Lampard and Joe Cole got mixd together?

 

Also, is the drummer playing Rock Band?

 

.....and here's the woo-hoo'ing ginger man headed cunt, Florence. She can fuck off and take her "Machine" with her.

 

Rant over.

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Get onto this tight cunt now.

 

It reminds me of my mate a few years back turning up on the last day with a tenner on him and spending a fiver on a hot dog, another fiver on the shittest hat imagineable and then asking me to supply him with ale for the day.

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Good to see Mark Radcliffe agreeing with me.

 

"Give me an ice cream."

 

"Give me a pint."

 

Put your hand in your pocket, you mingebag.

 

Christ, I've got a twat on tonight. I think it's because I'm not there!

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Get onto this tight cunt now.

 

It reminds me of my mate a few years back turning up on the last day with a tenner on him and spending a fiver on a hot dog, another fiver on the shittest hat imagineable and then asking me to supply him with ale for the day.

 

I know a lad who turned up in Spain to bunk in with mates for a week and he had £50 and a his clothes were in Tesco carrier bag, what a fucking tramp. He's still a right fucking bum always trying to get people to buy him a pint in the pub, gives doleys an even worse reputation.

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There is a columbian bird lives near me, she is not like Shakira, its like Brazil this one is as black as the back of my nans fire but gorgeous is not the word, the accent and the pertness

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I know a lad who turned up in Spain to bunk in with mates for a week and he had £50 and a his clothes were in Tesco carrier bag, what a fucking tramp. He's still a right fucking bum always trying to get people to buy him a pint in the pub, gives doleys an even worse reputation.

 

Ha ha- deffo sounds like something my mate would do!

 

He has no concept of saving money so when he does get some, he blows it all in one go. About 18 months ago, he rolled into the pub in this properly shit tan leather jacket. Everybody was ripping him for it, even people he didn't know and it got worse when he said he spent £80 on it.

 

He still wears it all the time even now, even though it's started to turn green in the seams and has faded to fuck.

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