BBC Glastonbury Coverage

[johnsusername]

I've no stake in Noel Gallagher or his high flying birds either way, but he's got zero stage presence. Especially compared to a certain other Gallagher. 

 

Why was that woman playing a pair of scissors?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Mate when are you going to understand that those of us who despise the Gallaghers aren't doing it as a personal dig at you? 

 

They're fucking awful and getting worse the older they become. Nobody's saying it's your fault. Grab a beer, watch him, enjoy. Doesn't matter really does it. 

 

Fuck me Noel's awful though. 

I'm not taking it as a personal dig at all it's just the same people everytime just don't watch him?

 

I think he's great. You aren't second on the bill behind McCartney for being shit. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, johnsusername said:

I've no stake in Noel Gallagher or his high flying birds either way, but he's got zero stage presence. Especially compared to a certain other Gallagher. 

 

Why was that woman playing a pair of scissors?

Hahaha she's some French woman part of his band now and just randomly started doing it in the studio once and he just thought fuck it go with it. Liam then said he'd have someone peeling a potato at one of his gigs. Childish but funny all the same 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Moo said:

I've turned over, couldn't stand the dirge any longer.

Phew. 

[Special K]

So it is going to be 10.30

[manwiththestick]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm not taking it as a personal dig at all it's just the same people everytime just don't watch him?

 

I think he's great. You aren't second on the bill behind McCartney for being shit. 

 

 

Looking at this years Glastonbury line ups that's world's smallest giant territory.

[Raymond Duck]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

"Ooh look at me digging out the Gallaghers at every opportunity I'm so edgy man" Don't fucking watch them then 

I genuinely don’t get what’s edgy here, if anything you’re being the edge lord here. He’s gash mate but more power to you if he gives you a twitch. 

[Special K]

Is The Boss going to be with him tonight?????

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, paddyberger said:

I genuinely don’t get what’s edgy here, if anything you’re being the edge lord here. He’s gash mate but more power to you if he gives you a twitch. 

Sound. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Special K said:

Is The Boss going to be with him tonight?????

I've heard this. Thought it was blag, fucking cool if he joins him though. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

2 minutes ago, Special K said:

Is The Boss going to be with him tonight?????

It's Macca.  He'll have a list as long as his arm of musical royalty begging to appear with him.  I'd prefer Springsteen I guess, but I'm equally fearful that the duet rights have been sold to the highest bidder, so we'll end up seeing Harry Styles or Lady Gaga doing a duet on Maybe I'm Amazed. 

[Red_or_Dead]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

It's only BBC1 with the hour delay, iPlayer have it on live from 9:30pm.

Narh, it's that cunt Gallagher playing Stig's favourites.  Fucking ear AIDS.

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

In fact, I'm worried it's going to be Boris Johnson doing a high wire Bond entrance on Live and Let Die.  

 

 

Let's be honest, the best result in the world would be Alan Partridge joining him for that.  

[Raymond Duck]

1 minute ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

It's Macca.  He'll have a list as long as his arm of musical royalty begging to appear with him.  I'd prefer Springsteen I guess, but I'm equally fearful that the duet rights have been sold to the highest bidder, so we'll end up seeing Harry Styles or Lady Gaga doing a duet on Maybe I'm Amazed. 

Last time I saw him it was Neil Young for A Day In The Life, here’s hoping. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, paddyberger said:

Last time I saw him it was Neil Young for A Day In The Life, here’s hoping. 

Fuck me thats a bit of heaven there 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

 

it might be happening.

[Raymond Duck]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck me thats a bit of heaven there 

It was every bit as good as you would expect. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

 

it might be happening.

Back in the USSR Vs Born in America

 

AND ITS LIVE

 

 

[an tha]

Tried to watch Gallagher....switched it off.

 

Just so fucking dull for my money. I just don't understsnd the appeal, plodding, dull, safe, MOR shite basically.

[Red_or_Dead]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck me thats a bit of heaven there 

It's no Gas Panic though...

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Fair play to Russel Pritchard from The Zutons. Rang Noel a few weeks after he left Oasis and asked if he needs a bass player. He's been with The High Flying Birds ever since. 

[Bjornebye]

Great seeing kids who weren't even born when Noel wrote these songs belting it out word for word like their lives depend on it. Is right. Same goes for any crowd of any artist. I fucking love seeing it. 

[Dave D]

Noel trying hard to nail some Liam songs and missing by a country mile.

Has a few sly digs at us dedicating Stop Crying your heart out to us.

 

Try’s coming across as a man of the people whilst supporting his oil funded human rights abusers 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Dave D said:

Noel trying hard to nail some Liam songs and missing by a country mile.

Has a few sly digs at us dedicating Stop Crying your heart out to us.

 

Try’s coming across as a man of the people whilst supporting his oil funded human rights abusers 

 

 

He didn't. He dedicated it to England fans "when you win fuck all in November". 

[Red_or_Dead]

Every cunt with a stupid flag needs it shoved up their backside.  Knobheads.