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She isn't stalking you.

 

My thoughts exactly, Facebook & Msn IS NOT REAL LIFE.

When she was talking about your date with another bird she was probaly told by someone else.

Just dont make any contact with her for a while and she'll get the point.

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Like Remmie said I have had experience in this subject, so I'd like to offer the following words of advice.

Listen to me very carefully, only going to offer my pearls of wisdom and knowledge once.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get it bummed!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(before she bums you)

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  • 11 years later...
On 18/05/2010 at 05:17, Jose Jones said:

Give her a real good bumming for old times sake and then fake your own death.

It’s the only way really.

 

On 18/05/2010 at 07:32, Victor Ganges said:

Fake her death. That would proper confuse her and no mistake.

 

On 18/05/2010 at 08:43, Guest Numero Veinticinco said:

I think I speak on behalf of the entire forum when I say....

 

 

Post pictures.

 

On 18/05/2010 at 09:59, odris said:

Post naked pictures of her up on a random forum (like this one), that will teach her.

 

On 18/05/2010 at 10:01, Guest davelfc said:

Does she have a sister?

Hahahaha 

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2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Posted about this weird cunt in another thread. Tracked some family members down online, declared he was a long lost relative and then started leaving creepy messages on years old photographs of my kids. 
 

These are just the ones I haven’t rejected. 
 

Make it stop. 
 

 

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Set up loads of fake accounts in his name with his profile pics and every time he adds you as a friend you add him with a fake account.
 

And when he accepts and asks who is doing this just respond to everything he says with “I’m Spartacus”. 

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On 07/05/2022 at 12:31, Captain Turdseye said:

Posted about this weird cunt in another thread. Tracked some family members down online, declared he was a long lost relative and then started leaving creepy messages on years old photographs of my kids. 
 

These are just the ones I haven’t rejected. 
 

Make it stop. 
 

 

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*sigh*


 

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