I have an idea need help.

[a stoner]

Simon has a large suite? I thought he was living with his Dad...glad to see he's now a high roller.

 

Would that be a corner or 3 peice suite?

Does it come with a foot stall?

does it have recliners?

And is it in his dads living room?

Just curious.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Would that be a corner or 3 peice suite?

Does it come with a foot stall?

does it have recliners?

And is it in his dads living room?

Just curious.

 

Only Redknight can answer this as he's the one who said Simon's suite was too big...

[Guest simon]

I cant exactly say what it is. The liquid would be as thick as water the drop to make it activate would be when it leaves what is attached to. Thats all i can say at this moment intime and when i say Coin i mean the size of a penny or smaller and moulding it takes the shape to fit on something.

[Remmie]

As a child I invented chess 2. Fucking brilliant it was. Diagonal moving pawns, Queens that can move like horsey, L shaped moving Rookes. I should be a bazzilionaire.

[Trumo]

Simon is creating the LibDems secret Trident replacement.

[BexBissel]

I cant exactly say what it is. The liquid would be as thick as water the drop to make it activate would be when it leaves what is attached to. Thats all i can say at this moment intime and when i say Coin i mean the size of a penny or smaller and moulding it takes the shape to fit on something.

Do you even fucking know what it is? Is your good friend sunnydelight involved in this enterprise?

[Indian Red]

I can make it. What volume of liquid are we talking about, for that will determine the thickness of the coin?

[Guest simon]

I can make it. What volume of liquid are we talking about, for that will determine the thickness of the coin?

 

I'm not sure about 3 times as thick. First will be a prototype like so about as thick as 3 or 4 coins. If it coulb be a type of foam that expands allot more than its original when hits air would be better like. But for now lets just do a liquid.

[Wor Horse]

Are you real?

[razor]

Even the largest oak trees were once tiny acorns....

 

(Accompanied by Simon Bates' music)

 

I'm out. Obviously.

[Remmie]

So, in summary you require a small flexible product, that when triggered or detached releases a liquid/foam? You need help with pretty much every aspect of putting it together?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He's inventing the male fake orgasm.

 

Tell you what Simon. If the birds you have lined up to test this are fit i'll let you use my manhood for 50% equity.

[Guest davelfc]

He's inventing the male fake orgasm.

 

There clearly is no such thing nor is there a need for it.

 

Whatver it is it will make Simon a billionaire and possibly the new owner of something I dare not talk about here.

 

How about that for irony?

[DPW]

Come on Simon, play fair. I was the first to be in and not heard a peep from you. Where's the love? Together we can make it happen. In Simon I trust.

[Jennings]

I am really not sure that a sub-forum intended for general chat on a site dedicated to a popular football team will offer you the exposure to people capable of manufacturing a prototype for a brilliant new invention.

 

Perhaps an engineering forum would yield slightly better results.

 

Although if you want people to take the piss then, by a million-to-one shot, you got the exact right place.

[Antynwa]

I still have no clue what you want to do.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

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[Jennings]

Simon's invention will look something like this...

 

 

[BexBissel]

I'm not sure about 3 times as thick. First will be a prototype like so about as thick as 3 or 4 coins. If it coulb be a type of foam that expands allot more than its original when hits air would be better like. But for now lets just do a liquid.

Fucking hell, I think i've worked out what it is! If so, that's a fucking brilliant idea, Simon. Have you bothered applying for a patent for it yet? I have just patented the prototype for what I think it is, online. I just can't think of a suitable name for it. Purely out of interest, what are you calling yours?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

[RedKnight]

Only Redknight can answer this as he's the one who said Simon's suite was too big...

 

It's what Simon called his new suit that he bought. You need to verse yourself in some more Simon-lore.

[Indian Red]

I'm not sure about 3 times as thick. First will be a prototype like so about as thick as 3 or 4 coins. If it coulb be a type of foam that expands allot more than its original when hits air would be better like. But for now lets just do a liquid.

 

Ok, so its thick as 4 penny coins put together, do you have any drawings for the design? What sort of mechanism are you looking at for squirting the liquid? What materials are to be used? What kinda environment will the object be placed in? Do you need it designed for you and do you need the materials to be determined too?

[Anubis]

Is this going to be like when Simon 'invented' Beef & Tomato Pot Noodle?

[Fugitive]

I have a cunning plan!!!!