Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

On 14/12/2024 at 00:55, stringvest said:

I think you should go full Stronts on him.  

And tell his mum?! 

[Trumo]

Next time you take his calls, give the client his name and behave like a complete cunt towards the client. Even more helpful if you can impersonate him as well.

[Section_31]

Knee length puffer jacket AND a cap.

[Curly]

On 09/12/2024 at 08:44, Section_31 said:

Shorts and winter coat combo.

 

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Knee length puffer jacket AND a cap.

Bought a new coat before Christmas - a big blue Michael Kors one from TK Maxx. I’d recently lost one and was freezing and desperate, so it was the best I could find, but I quite like it and it’s warm. It’s a knee length puffer as you describe.

 

Had my gym gear on yesterday and put it on to take the mutt for a walk before exercising, so spot on for your first gripe, and I regularly wear a cap, so unavoidably spot on for your second gripe.

 

I must say, you sir, are an excellent judge of character 

[YorkshireRed]

People who call themselves disrupters. See LinkedIn for examples of the species. 
 

I suppose they do disrupt my equilibrium with their nonsense, but it’s still nonsense and they are cunts. 

[Tony Moanero]

“Legos”

[Elite]

On 18/01/2025 at 05:42, Curly said:

 

Bought a new coat before Christmas - a big blue Michael Kors one from TK Maxx. I’d recently lost one and was freezing and desperate, so it was the best I could find, but I quite like it and it’s warm. It’s a knee length puffer as you describe.

 

Had my gym gear on yesterday and put it on to take the mutt for a walk before exercising, so spot on for your first gripe, and I regularly wear a cap, so unavoidably spot on for your second gripe.

 

I must say, you sir, are an excellent judge of character 

And to think, I interact with you on WhatsApp. 

 

Blocked.

[Curly]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

And to think, I interact with you on WhatsApp. 

 

Blocked.

Not before you sent me a request for a dick pic while I was wearing said knee length, you seedy pig

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Curly said:

Not before you sent me a request for a dick pic while I was wearing said knee length, you seedy pig

And what a picture it was.

[Curly]

Just now, Elite said:

And what a picture it was.

Sorry about the washing in the background. Things have got a bit on top of me lately 

[Trumo]

On 18/01/2025 at 13:36, YorkshireRed said:

People who call themselves disrupters. See LinkedIn for examples of the species. 
 

I suppose they do disrupt my equilibrium with their nonsense, but it’s still nonsense and they are cunts. 

 

LinkedIn is useful for identifying cunts.

[Section_31]

Having the words mainstream media and legacy media in your vocabulary.

[Arniepie]

Fella was having a swim before in the pool,in the gym

Had a snorkel mask on and flippers 

[manwiththestick]

59 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Fella was having a swim before in the pool,in the gym

Had a snorkel mask on and flippers 

Haha, legend.

[Captain Turdseye]

20 hours ago, Elite said:

And to think, I interact with you on WhatsApp. 

 

Blocked.

I can’t believe Curly’s broke cover and joined the WhatsApp merry-go-round and I’m not included. 
 

I used to like him as well. 

[Geoff Woade]

11 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Fella was having a swim before in the pool,in the gym

Had a snorkel mask on and flippers 

I love eccentric people.