Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 

Look, if you didn't like the lingerie, you should have just said to my face.

It was the wig mate 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 

Look, if you didn't like the lingerie, you should have just said to my face.

Or not bought you it in the first place. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

It was the wig mate 

I thought merkins went out of fashion years ago.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

I thought merkins went out of fashion years ago.

He dresses like he’s in Jefferson Airplane and I can’t blame him for it x 

[Preston Red]

Claiming the glory for a team effort in an email chain is up there.

 

As a team we had to carry out the calibration checks on the lab equipment. Our team leader has just retired and left a load of stuff about to go out of calibration.

 

We all chipped in and carried out the cal checks and our Senior Test Engineer claims all the glory and gets all the praise. I genuinely cannot wait to leave this team in January when I get my start date for my new role.

[an tha]

On 07/12/2024 at 22:09, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Nah.

 

Joining in with other humans having fun is not always a bad thing.

Forced "fun" at work when it involves christmas jumpers is even frigging worse.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, an tha said:

Forced "fun" at work when it involves christmas jumpers is even frigging worse.

Not all fun is forced.

[Bobby Hundreds]

If you're on holiday young lads walking round with no top on and some kind of small handbag across their shoulder. Losers.

[Section_31]

Shorts and winter coat combo.

[Mook]

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

You need to lock that shit down with some good old-fashioned workplace bullying.

[Clem H Fandango]

9 minutes ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

Don't answer the transfer.

 

HTH.

[Jairzinho]

42 minutes ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

 

Kill him.

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

 

 

[Kevin D]

48 minutes ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

He has no respect for you and I don’t blame him.

[stringvest]

58 minutes ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

 

you cannot let that go unpunished Mook.

[Elite]

14 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

you cannot let that go unpunished Mook.

Nope before you know it you'll be making him brews and walking around the office wearing lipstick and high heels.

[Mook]

I've been a complete cunt to him this afternoon.

 

He's a Man Utd fan too so I'm tempted to break a life long principle by telling the boss that he's a useless bastard.

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

Next time he asks you to “put the kettle on squire”, walk a bit slower to the kitchen, then place his drink on his coaster with the handle facing away from him before you get back to doing his admin. 
 

That’ll show the cunt. 

[Elite]

Mook this afternoon 

 

[Engineman Hicks]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

You need to stab him basically else you’re his work bitch for life. 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Next time he asks you to “put the kettle on squire”, walk a bit slower to the kitchen, then place his drink on his coaster with the handle facing away from him before you get back to doing his admin. 
 

That’ll show the cunt. 

 

That's cold.

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, Mook said:

Boy I'm training at my work just now (who is fucking useless), he took two calls this morning, decided he couldn't be arsed with them so transferred them both to me & clicked his fingers at me to get my attention.

 

First time I thought I'd imagined it but no, he did it again.

 

What the actual fuck? I'm still in disbelief.

You should have broken the offending fingers

[stringvest]

8 hours ago, Mook said:

I've been a complete cunt to him this afternoon.

 

He's a Man Utd fan too so I'm tempted to break a life long principle by telling the boss that he's a useless bastard.

 

 

I think you should go full Stronts on him.  

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 13/12/2024 at 19:29, Anubis said:

You should have broken the offending fingers

Correct.