Instant cunt identifiers

[Tony Moanero]

I find the more of a scrote someone is, the more complicated their chip shop order is.

 

If Abraham Lincoln walked in he'd take his hat off and ask for fish & chips twice and a pot of peas.

No gravy?

[General Dryness]

No gravy?

On fish?

[Curly]

People who use "bae". I found it hugely quimmish before I find out it stands for "before anyone else", as in, "seein bae later, can't wait" posts on Facebook. I'm honestly physically agitated by this.

[General Dryness]

People who use "bae". I found it hugely quimmish before I find out it stands for "before anyone else", as in, "seein bae later, can't wait" posts on Facebook. I'm honestly physically agitated by this.

 

Its confused the shit out of me, because on the Isle of Man they've been pronouncing "boy" as "bey" for centuries. "A'right bey" is a commonly used greeting.

 

Now I live in New Zealand and I'm hearing people saying "bae" and I'm wondering if they're taking the piss. Not that I have much of a manx accent, but, y'know.

[Liverpool lad]

People camping outside Wimbledon

 

Cunts

 

Every single one of them

[Jairzinho]

Fuck sake, I'd forgotten about Wimbledon. 

[Bjornebye]

Cunts that camp outside Wimbledon are the same union jack waving cunts that camp outside hospitals waiting for royal babies or Windsor palace waiting for the queen to blank them on the way in. Cunts to a person. The highest order of cunt.

[PestiRed]

I bet they are really confused over Andy Murray's support for Scottish independence. They know that he really fucking hates them in his heart

[Section_31]

Should get them all inside when it's raining, close ther court roof so there's no escape, then Cliff Richard can get his cock out - red wedding style. 

[Original202]

[Hooch]

Deffo. The 'wacky' Aussie crowd.

[Mook]

Anyone who dresses up to go and watch live sport is a massive cunt & should be thrown into a pool of sulphuric acid & then shot up the arse.

[KMD7]

 

Boris Johnson in the middle

[magicrat]

Cunts that camp outside Wimbledon are the same union jack waving cunts that camp outside hospitals waiting for royal babies or Windsor palace waiting for the queen to blank them on the way in. Cunts to a person. The highest order of cunt.

I'm with you on the royal baby cunts. Like its a fucking achievement to pump out yet another congenital idiot that by some accident of birth is 23 rd in line to the throne . Can we do Royal Ascot next , plenty of good cunt material on display there every year

[Jairzinho]

I'm with you on the royal baby cunts. Like its a fucking achievement to pump out yet another congenital idiot that by some accident of birth is 23 rd in line to the throne . Can we do Royal Ascot next , plenty of good cunt material on display there every year

 

 

 

 

 

 

[magicrat]

Excellent .

I wish the pissed up whopper had used that table leg on that Gok Wan fella

[General Dryness]

Anyone who dresses up to go and watch live sport is a massive cunt & should be thrown into a pool of sulphuric acid & then shot up the arse.

 

This,

 

Oh look, you're wearing a Borat mankini. Oh, and theres ten of you. All dressed the same. How. Fucking. Droll.

[magicrat]

This,

 

Oh look, you're wearing a Borat mankini. Oh, and theres ten of you. All dressed the same. How. Fucking. Droll.

You describe the bar at departures of Stansted airport 6 am every Saturday in the summer .

Essex lads on tour ; the cheeky monkeys

[General Dryness]

You describe the bar at departures of Stansted airport 6 am every Saturday in the summer .

Essex lads on tour ; the cheeky monkeys

 

I'm proud to say I have never participated in such merry japery.

 

I couldn't cope with the bantz.

[Champ]

I bet they are really confused over Andy Murray's support for Scottish independence. They know that he really fucking hates them in his heart

Not so much as to prevent him living in London

[SammyAftershave]

With the slightest of encouragement of a change in the weather, CUNTS walking around shirtless in public determined to show off to the world either the results of steroid abuse or their new tattoo but quite but often both, not to mention their lack of personal hygiene. Have a word with yourselves, you absolute CUNTS! (and I don't even live on a gypsy camp)

 

The fucking shirtless cunts!

[Section_31]

People who call Magaluf magaloof. 

[PestiRed]

People who have a reason to talk about Magaluf in the first place

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

People who call Magaluf magaloof. 

 

I've never been but I'e ever only heard people call it 'magaloof'.

[Jairzinho]

I've never been but I'e ever only heard people call it 'magaloof'.

 

You've only ever heard the sort of cretins that go to Magaluf say it, though, haven't you?