Instant cunt identifiers

[General Dryness]

Anyone who gets involved in any form of hob nobbing is definitely a fucking cunt.

Unless its the biscuit variety, in which case its virtually compulsory for all right thinking individuals.

[Mook]

Unless its the biscuit variety, in which case its virtually compulsory for all right thinking individuals.

Chocolate Hop Nob, anyone?

[A Red]

Hob nobbery

[General Dryness]

Chocolate Hop Nob, anyone?

I corrected it mate, as the correct term is in fact "hob nobbing". Thus validating my reference to the official biscuit of the gods.

[Dr Nowt]

Just had 3 chocolate hob nobs and a glass of milk.

 

That lass who told me I looked like her Dad the other week would be laughing on the other side of her face if she knew how my Friday nights usually play out.

[Mook]

I was getting into this hop nobbing thing you bastards.

 

I felt 16 again, like I could wear a t-shirt with 'Crowded House' written on it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Try hard fashion twats wearing them yeah, putting them on because you can't be arsed on a day off? Never.

I've got to say though, flip-flops are just shit.  Their one purpose is to stay on your feet and they're not very good at it.

[markcd]

People who use the word 'bullets' when the word they actually should have used is 'pounds'

 

"Yeah, picked them up in town. 90 bullets"

 

Oh for just one.

[Harry Squatter]

Ten spot lad - a tenner

[Rushies tash]

That sounds like my version of hell.  Went on one to Barca with an old close mate of mine about 10 years ago.  On the Saturday night apparently everyone had to wear a pink t-shirt.  There were about 20 blokes in pink t-shirts and me in a white one and we've never been in much contact since.

 

Fucking hate things like that and being called a miserabe cunt by 20 odd people is as nothing to the self-loathing caused by being near it, let alone taking part.

Fuck all that right off. For mine went shooting in the afternoon then spent the rest of the night in a pound in the glass titty bar. Job done.

[Harry Squatter]

Walked through town last week and there was a gang of wools dressed up in golfer gear. They had scorecards and were marking them up. Basically doing pub golf - going to 18 different pubs. Everyone was taking photos and uploading them on Facebook and all te cunts were vying to be top dog by screaming and shouting as loud as possible.

[RoboRiise]

Try hard fashion twats wearing them yeah, putting them on because you can't be arsed on a day off? Never.

 

That would require me to have actually bought flip flops and for that reason, I'm out.

[RoboRiise]

Lads who ridiculously overdo "banter" on a stag do. Lad I know has gone to Benidorm yesterday but for months has been overdoing the banter with his mates, all vying to be top dog of all the banter to prove how "mad" they are.

 

'Banter' as an art form.  'Bants'.  'Top bants'.  As if the world wasn't competitive enough, now even chatting shit with your mates is a spectator sport.

 

 

Walked through town last week and there was a gang of wools dressed up in golfer gear. They had scorecards and were marking them up. Basically doing pub golf - going to 18 different pubs. Everyone was taking photos and uploading them on Facebook and all te cunts were vying to be top dog by screaming and shouting as loud as possible.

 

Undoubtedly sharing some epic bants.  Cunts.

[RoboRiise]

The only person who's ever swung an imaginary golf club in an acceptable manner is Sir Michael of Patton in the video for 'Evidence'.

 

Indeed.  2:28, glorious stuff there from the man.

 

 

This is worth it as well, just for him chucking a drink over Terry Christian at 2:46.  Instant cunt identifier: being Terry Christian.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyST9Ps_DE

[General Dryness]

Fuck all that right off. For mine went shooting in the afternoon then spent the rest of the night in a pound in the glass titty bar. Job done.

 

Yeah exactly. For mine a bunch of us played crazy golf, went go karting, back to mine for beers and a bbq, few pubs then down into the city to a strip club. Great day.

[Evelyn Tentions]

I've got to say though, flip-flops are just shit.  Their one purpose is to stay on your feet and they're not very good at it.

They can actually cause permanent damage due to the effort & contortion to wear the damn things. Common footware here in Aus - the things people do while wearing them are ridiculous. Indonesian safety boots

[Anubis]

Mary Help of Christians College?

 

Mersey View Secondary Special College.

[manwiththestick]

Yeah exactly. For mine a bunch of us played crazy golf, went go karting, back to mine for beers and a bbq, few pubs then down into the city to a strip club. Great day.

Didn't even fuck about with activities for mine. Pubs, strip club, nightclub and then kebab shop. Leave all the t shirts and photos to the women.

[Mook]

Didn't even fuck about with activities for mine. Pubs, strip club, nightclub and then kebab shop. Leave all the t shirts and photos to the women.

On mine we didn't even bother with a strip club, 3 pubs, good banter and everyone was hammered.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They can actually cause permanent damage due to the effort & contortion to wear the damn things. Common footware here in Aus - the things people do while wearing them are ridiculous. Indonesian safety boots

A sole with some adjustable straps to hold it on.  That's all you need.

 

 

(Obviously, if you've paid upwards of £50 for a version of this, just because it's got someone's name on the label, then you are a cunt.)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've never seen these in real life, but they may qualify broken toes as an Instant Cunt Identifier.

 

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2013-sandals-vintage-fashion-casual-sandals-male-sandals-open-toe-sandals-high/712967_916896006.html

 

[Section_31]

That would require me to have actually bought flip flops and for that reason, I'm out.

Correct, flip flops should only be used on hot sand or by a pool.

[Liverpool lad]

Every stag do is nearly the same

 

'Haven't spoke to you or been out for a pint for nearly three years saving for this wedding, but I would like you to spend money on a stag do abroad and then one at home'

[Hooch]

Not disagreeing that the whole 'banter' thing is pretty shit but I've generally had a good laugh on the few stag doos I've been on. 

As always it's the people you're with rather than the activity itself.

 

The circles I'm in are pretty sound all in all so haven't had to contend with the over the top shit mentioned, thank God.

Think I've got one next year in Krakow. I'm happy purely for the chance to see Auschwitz, could take or leave the 'bantz'.

[Remmie]

Not disagreeing that the whole 'banter' thing is pretty shit but I've generally had a good laugh on the few stag doos I've been on. 

As always it's the people you're with rather than the activity itself.

 

The circles I'm in are pretty sound all in all so haven't had to contend with the over the top shit mentioned, thank God.

Think I've got one next year in Krakow. I'm happy purely for the chance to see Auschwitz, could take or leave the 'bantz'.

Krakow is boss mate you'll love it. 

 

I think stag do's are fucking ace personally.