Instant cunt identifiers

[Guest PurpleNose]

If its under 20 degrees and you're wearing shorts, and not playing a sport, you're definately a massive fucking cunt face.

[Guest TK-421]

 

If you use one of these you're a massive cunt. They are proliferating onto our Great British streets now in addition to the usual places such as train stations and airports.

 

I hope you all experience death by extended handle.

[Trumo]

No' date=' no doubt he's a massive wiener, and I would probably hate going for a pint with the fellow, but I've deffo seen better cunts. Same applies to people who wear hats and some the the other "instant cunt identifiers" on this thread.[/quote']

 

My point was that he's got some decent contact points for a taser charge. Don't really give a shit about the rest.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

My point was that he's got some decent contact points for a taser charge. Don't really give a shit about the rest.

 

Hard to tell if the cunt is a he or a she. Looks like it needs a good fucking meal as well the skinny anorexic cunt.

[dirty_sanchez]

If its under 20 degrees and you're wearing shorts, and not playing a sport, you're definately a massive fucking cunt face.

 

What about for slobbing around in your own house?

[Stu Monty]

What about for slobbing around in your own house?

 

Shorts are pretty much mandatory chilling around the house clobber.

[Original202]

 

If you use one of these you're a massive cunt. They are proliferating onto our Great British streets now in addition to the usual places such as train stations and airports.

 

I hope you all experience death by extended handle.

 

Not only do I have a manbag but I also have an awesome rolling suitcase. I look forward to the day I meet you and Colin Wanker in an airport. I'll just roll my way away from you both.

[Guest PurpleNose]

What about for slobbing around in your own house?

 

You wear clothes in your house?

[Original202]

 

Man or woman with normal sized umbrella? Acceptable if it's absolutely pouring down.

 

Man or woman with ridiculous big golf umbrella? Cunt.

[Tom R]

My bird has gone totally the other way with her brolly. It's fucking tiny. barely even covers her head.

 

Check out this cunt with a tiny brolly AND beard under the age of 30 AND manbag.

Cunt.

[Guest TK-421]

Not only do I have a manbag but I also have an awesome rolling suitcase. I look forward to the day I meet you and Colin Wanker in an airport. I'll just roll my way away from you both.

 

It's probably only a matter of time before I'm arrested for totalling someone's "rolling suitcase".

[dirty_sanchez]

Shorts are pretty much mandatory chilling around the house clobber.

 

Exactly. Listen to Monty. He knows the score despite what Dave says.

[Kevin D]

Shorts are pretty much mandatory chilling around the house clobber.

 

Zapatista speakers are in town next week. Thinking of going along but the thought of being in a confided space with student communists who smell - and the British left in general - is making me skeptical. Any idea what I'm in for?

[Stu Monty]

Zapatista speakers are in town next week. Thinking of going along but the thought of being in a confided space with student communists who smell - and the British left in general - is making me skeptical. Any idea what I'm in for?

 

No idea what you're in for but I'd imagine it would be pretty darn interesting. Where are they going to be?

[Kevin D]

Edinburgh, a week tomorrow. Everything I've had the chance to read about them is quality; got to admire a people who get proactive.

[TheBitch]

I'm currently wearing shorts, I own an i phone, I go to work with my man bag. I have also had my hair straightened in the past. Fuck you cunt haters.

[Stouffer]

I don't give a shit about Audis, BMWs or Range Rovers.

 

Proper cunts drive these.

 

 

These cunts always have there car fully decorated and wear Subaru jackets, socks and driving gloves.

 

. Cunts.

[Bubble]

In the pub, drinking a bottle of Miller?

 

You're a cunt.

 

Drinking WKD?

 

You either have a cunt or you are a cunt.

[Preston Red]

That droning tone that skinny little chav bastards have is a defo cunt indicator. Get a fucking good nights sleep you little cunts!

Add to that the ridiculous hand gestures sported by "gangsta's" which are copied by the same chavs.

 

Cunt bastards!

[The Dude Abides]

Russell brand is funny,

 

Only cunts think that, sorry.

[melons]

Straws, the above WKD mention reminded me. Can someone enlighten me as to why people* now have a thing for drinking out of bottles with straws?

 

 

*i don't but it does my head in the way one is automatically placed in my smirnoff ice bottle.

[Acid]

I'm currently wearing shorts, I own an i phone, I go to work with my man bag. I have also had my hair straightened in the past. Fuck you cunt haters.

 

Are you me?

 

Not only am I wearing shorts right now, theyre camo shorts with all sorts of pockets all over the place. Im not in the army. I only use two or three pockets at a time. But I like them.

 

I'd like to add that I only had my hair straightened once, four years ago when I had longish hair and my sisters mate was round and I thought it would impress her.

[Owen]

Thought of another tonight at the kino when that cunt from Gavin and Stacey was telling everyone that home taping's killing music or something:

 

Doing up the top button of your shirt when not wearing a tie. What. The. Fuck. This applies to polo shirts, formal shirts, and particularly Doug Willis shirts. Fucking cunts.

[chorlton]

Zane's the fucking man. He's stupidly enthusiastic about his music and is just an all round good egg.

 

Zane-haters, somewhat like haters of a certain Madrid based sportsman, hate xmas and puppy dogs too.

 

ARRG! Not having that.

 

His hatred of the Darkness, a plus, his sycophantic back peddling when he interviewed them. Game over. He's a dick. He likes some good bands but still a dick.

[chorlton]

Also New Mini's are for ladies and cockends.

 

Get a fucking old mini, cheaper to run and good enough for the good Italian Job.