Instant cunt identifiers

[RedKnight]

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd negged.

[loadsoftrophies]

Cunt

Women really do my head in with popped collars especially when they're dressed casual with a head of makeup and stink of perfume.

[Johnni]

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd negged.

 

How can you neg your own son

[dirty_sanchez]

People who own a great big gas guzzling 4x4 yet live in a town and never ever need to drive into a field. You know, shit like Touregs, Cayennes, Range Rovers etc.

 

People who hog the fast lane on a motorway even if they aren't overtaking anything.

 

People who have cuddly toys all over the back shelf of their car.

 

If all three of these things happen together, there could be murder afoot.

[Original202]

Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned, but if someone's carrying one of these it's a pretty sure sign they're a massivecunt.

 

[Mel Wood]

 

It's always good to ask people who have there cap on backwards where they got it from ?. Explain to them you've looked everywhere but can only find the ones at with peaks at the front, fucks there shit right up it does.

 

 

This fella could do with swapping for one of your 'frontys' from somewhere before his arm gets tired.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Maybe not the right thread but i can't be bothered starting a new one and it does involve two cunts.

 

Just been shopping with the good lady ( no, we aren't the two cunts ). Anyway, we got to the egg section and we always buy free range eggs. There was this old Turkish woman swapping free range large eggs and putting them in the cheap and nasty small battery shite egg boxes so she could save money and have said better eggs.

 

I thought you cheeky fucking bitch and told her as much. Waste of fucking time like as she couldn't speak a word of German. Anyway this skinny fucking greasy haired lad ( i presume it was her son or a Wayne Rooney wannabe ) came up and started threatening me. Now being as it was this pair of cunts trying to pull an illegal stunt i thought fuck you and stuck his head in her egg carton. He wasn't too pleased about this i can tell ya. Bit of a commotion followed and i had to get him in a head lock to calm the silly cunt down. Apparently i'm a dead man now when him and his mates see me next. Fuck off you cunt and the thieving old biddy of a cunt.

[col06]

Maybe not the right thread but i can't be bothered starting a new one and it does involve two cunts.

 

Just been shopping with the good lady ( no, we aren't the two cunts ). Anyway, we got to the egg section and we always buy free range eggs. There was this old Turkish woman swapping free range large eggs and putting them in the cheap and nasty small battery shite egg boxes so she could save money and have said better eggs.

 

I thought you cheeky fucking bitch and told her as much. Waste of fucking time like as she couldn't speak a word of German. Anyway this skinny fucking greasy haired lad ( i presume it was her son or a Wayne Rooney wannabe ) came up and started threatening me. Now being as it was this pair of cunts trying to pull an illegal stunt i thought fuck you and stuck his head in her egg carton. He wasn't too pleased about this i can tell ya. Bit of a commotion followed and i had to get him in a head lock to calm the silly cunt down. Apparently i'm a dead man now when him and his mates see me next. Fuck off you cunt and the thieving old biddy of a cunt.

 

Repped :biggrin:

[Antynwa]

 

Anyone who remotely resembles this person, also those with them earnings which expand the pierced hole

[dirty_sanchez]

 

Anyone who remotely resembles this person, also those with them earnings which expand the pierced hole

 

I have a female friend who wears one of those types of earrings. At a party a few weeks back, she specifically went and got a girl, necked her in front of me, and then went and got me a fresh cold beer. All that for hanging a few pictures for her. For that reason ahm oot.

 

It's a bit shit with men though.

[captainharris]

Audi drivers.

 

Cunts.

[ODZ]

Audi drivers.

 

Cunts.

 

Now you're just jealous there.

 

(I don't own an Audi by the way)

[madstock]

I was handing out rep like an unclean crack-whore hands out STDs until I saw this...

 

Fella's with man bags, massive massive cum guzzlers!

 

Cunt.

[Duncan Clench]

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[Trumo]

Maybe not the right thread but i can't be bothered starting a new one and it does involve two cunts.

 

Just been shopping with the good lady ( no, we aren't the two cunts ). Anyway, we got to the egg section and we always buy free range eggs. There was this old Turkish woman swapping free range large eggs and putting them in the cheap and nasty small battery shite egg boxes so she could save money and have said better eggs.

 

I thought you cheeky fucking bitch and told her as much. Waste of fucking time like as she couldn't speak a word of German. Anyway this skinny fucking greasy haired lad ( i presume it was her son or a Wayne Rooney wannabe ) came up and started threatening me. Now being as it was this pair of cunts trying to pull an illegal stunt i thought fuck you and stuck his head in her egg carton. He wasn't too pleased about this i can tell ya. Bit of a commotion followed and i had to get him in a head lock to calm the silly cunt down. Apparently i'm a dead man now when him and his mates see me next. Fuck off you cunt and the thieving old biddy of a cunt.

 

Must have been one horrible umlaut. Did you remember to buy your eggs though?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Must have been one horrible umlaut. Did you remember to buy your eggs though?

 

Nice play on words. Just had mushroom and ham omelettes for lunch.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Must have been one horrible umlaut. Did you remember to buy your eggs though?

 

Nice play on words. Repped. Just had mushroom and ham omelettes for lunch.

[captainharris]

Now you're just jealous there.

 

(I don't own an Audi by the way)

 

No jealousy. They're just cunts.

 

Another cunt indicator... lads wearing shorts as soon as the sun comes out. Fair enough if its 25 degrees and its cracking the flags, but its the middle of February, its fucking freezing and you look a complete cunt.

 

Same applies to people in convertible cars (especially audi drivers)

[Trumo]

 

Anyone who remotely resembles this person, also those with them earnings which expand the pierced hole

 

Anyone else look at that and wish they had a taser?

[Original202]

Anyone else look at that and wish they had a taser?

 

I'd rather wrap some wire around those piercings and then just pull until it ripped its (Male or female?) mouth off.

[dirty_sanchez]

No jealousy. They're just cunts.

 

Another cunt indicator... lads wearing shorts as soon as the sun comes out. Fair enough if its 25 degrees and its cracking the flags, but its the middle of February, its fucking freezing and you look a complete cunt.

 

Same applies to people in convertible cars (especially audi drivers)

 

So shorts are ok if you personally deem the weather to be warm enough?

[captainharris]

So shorts are ok if you personally deem the weather to be warm enough?

 

Correct. Shorts shouldn't be worn in winter just because it's sunny.

[dirty_sanchez]

Correct. Shorts shouldn't be worn in winter just because it's sunny.

 

Maybe you're just a pussy with no tolerance for cold?

[Yerma'satexan!]

Anyone else look at that and wish they had a taser?

 

No, no doubt he's a massive wiener, and I would probably hate going for a pint with the fellow, but I've deffo seen better cunts. Same applies to people who wear hats and some the the other "instant cunt identifiers" on this thread.

[Stu Monty]

There's a lot of "people I don't like" and "things people do that piss me off" seeping into this thread.

 

And the idea that popping your collar is wrong is...well...it's frankly laughable. I laugh in the general direction of you non-popping losers.