Instant cunt identifiers

[Elite]

On 06/06/2022 at 11:58, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

Looks like a player him to be fair.

 

On world of Warcraft.

[Section_31]

Anyone who says:

 

"That's it. That's the Tweet."

[Bjornebye]

Why do women keep saying 'manifest' all of a sudden? Maybe it's just the cranks I follow on Instagram 

[redinblack]

People saying "I'm calling this early.........."

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who walks in between carriages on trains and doesn't close the door behind them. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Anyone else on trains 

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[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

Anyone who walks in between carriages on trains and doesn't close the door behind them. 

Speaking of closing things, scruffy twats in the supermarket that slide/open the freezers, take what they want and walk off and leave the doors open.

[Oh Buoy]

35 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Speaking of closing things, scruffy twats in the supermarket that slide/open the freezers, take what they want and walk off and leave the doors open.

 

+ those cunts who leave fridge/freezer items they don't want on random shelves. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Saying "I'm all about" something 

 

See also "and I'm here for it"

 

Sets my teeth on edge.

[Jairzinho]

4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Saying "I'm all about" something 

 

See also "and I'm here for it"

 

Sets my teeth on edge.

"That's not the one"

[sir roger]

[A Red]

Women who, when having their picture taken, stand with one leg in front of the other

[YorkshireRed]

3 hours ago, A Red said:

Women who, when having their picture taken, stand with one leg in front of the other

I hate the fact that young, often very young, girls that don’t remotely need whatever benefits this is supposed to bring to their image also do this. 
 

There’s something very wrong about this and it doesn’t escape me that I probably contribute to the issue, in some small way, every time I look at hot chicks on Instagram. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I hate the fact that young, often very young, girls that don’t remotely need whatever benefits this is supposed to bring to their image also do this. 
 

There’s something very wrong about this and it doesn’t escape me that I probably contribute to the issue, in some small way, every time I look at hot chicks on Instagram. 

The way they lift their foot as well....... weird posey shit. 

[Arniepie]

People who go swimming and wear those flipper things.

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

People who go swimming and wear those flipper things.

They're fish mate & the flippers are attached.

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

They're fish mate & the flippers are attached.

Nah, flippers are fish’s version of shoes. They won’t be allowed to wear them in the house, so they must be able to remove. Not in t’bestroom anyway. 

[Section_31]

Anyone who works on waltzers.

[manwiththestick]

30 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who works on waltzers.

They always look like they're from Warrington.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not sure about cunts, but I'm convinced blokes who work on Waltzers are all weapons-grade nonces, and no empirical evidence to the contrary will ever sway me.

[John102]

I tried working on the walzers but i had to stop. I kept making typos in all my emails.

 

 

[magicrat]

Death wish loons that drive these. I encountered one in the outside lane of the M6 this morning. 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I wouldn't wear it but am no opposed to it. Though it's definitely a bit 'hipster'.

 

 

[Elite]

On 10/08/2022 at 17:17, magicrat said:

Death wish loons that drive these. I encountered one in the outside lane of the M6 this morning.