Instant cunt identifiers

[Kepler-186]

On 06/12/2021 at 19:25, Bjornebye said:

Anybody who is kirtsie allsopp. She's trending on twiiter. Thankfully most other people think she's a cunt as well. 

Trending again today. Proper cunt. I know you hate her! 

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Trending again today. Proper cunt. I know you hate her! 

Kirstie Allshite, another one who should get in the sea! She looks like a fucking manatee anyway!

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Kepler-186 said:

Trending again today. Proper cunt. I know you hate her! 

I called it long before she was "that famous". Saw her on one of them property programmes one morning about 10 years ago and thought "thats a right cunt" I was right. I'm always right about stuff like that. What terrifies me is @lifetime fan would go through her like a train.... and more disgustingly.... he'd enjoy it. No helping some people. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Country seems chocker full of people born into money telling people without it how they should be more disciplined. In order to get a mortgage I moved back home and so did my missus so we could save for a deposit, my huge privilege there was having no kids or commitments and having the option to move back home in the first place and even then it wasn't easy. It's near impossible for many. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Said it before, the problem with the middle class, they think they are doing good by making suggestions, but the total lack of self awareness and detachment from reality is unreal. 

The new up and coming kids in Uni are a sight to behold. The working class students absolutely hate them. 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

This cyclist was slammed into by a van, bike was mangled and he was getting treated by the paramedics lying unresponsive on the grass verge in the middle of the road covered in blood.

 

This cunt wants a Liverpool 1 voucher off the Echo for using his picture.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

This cyclist was slammed into by a van, bike was mangled and he was getting treated by the paramedics lying unresponsive on the grass verge in the middle of the road covered in blood.

 

This cunt wants a Liverpool 1 voucher off the Echo for using his picture.

Shameless cunt. Look at his timeline. 

[Harry Squatter]

46 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Said it before, the problem with the middle class, they think they are doing good by making suggestions, but the total lack of self awareness and detachment from reality is unreal. 

The new up and coming kids in Uni are a sight to behold. The working class students absolutely hate them. 

 

 

One of my mates has no loans or credit cards but moans that he's skint the last week of the month because he's only got £150 left til payday. His Mrs earns a decent wedge and they've got quite a low mortgage.

 

He's skint this month because he put £500 away for a holiday next month and has eaten out 4 times since payday.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Country seems chocker full of people born into money telling people without it how they should be more disciplined. In order to get a mortgage I moved back home and so did my missus so we could save for a deposit, my huge privilege there was having no kids or commitments and having the option to move back home in the first place and even then it wasn't easy. It's near impossible for many. 

Yeah it's a load of bollocks.

 

People scratch each other's backs left and right in that world. Internships for mates' kids, uni fees supplemented, rents supplemented while you're doing unpaid work to get ahead, house deposits provided, there's all sorts of ways moneyed people get a hand up.

 

There's nothing wrong with any of that, as long as you don't deny it and tell yourself and others that those less fortunate are only less fortunate because they don't work as hard as you.

 

I know people doing three jobs who still don't have a pot to piss in. The idea of hard work = money/success is pure Tory propoganda designed to create the concept of the deserving and undersering poor, so we can craft a society rife with inequality and justify it to the masses.

[Arniepie]

36 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Yeah it's a load of bollocks.

 

People scratch each other's backs left and right in that world. Internships for mates' kids, uni fees supplemented, rents supplemented while you're doing unpaid work to get ahead, house deposits provided, there's all sorts of ways moneyed people get a hand up.

 

There's nothing wrong with any of that, as long as you don't deny it and tell yourself and others that those less fortunate are only less fortunate because they don't work as hard as you.

 

I know people doing three jobs who still don't have a pot to piss in. The idea of hard work = money/success is pure Tory propoganda designed to create the concept of the deserving and undersering poor, so we can craft a society rife with inequality and justify it to the masses.

Surely the current cunt running the country is the perfect example of how the phrase..work hard and you will get to the the top..is utter cobblers

 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I called it long before she was "that famous". Saw her on one of them property programmes one morning about 10 years ago and thought "thats a right cunt" I was right. I'm always right about stuff like that. What terrifies me is @lifetime fan would go through her like a train.... and more disgustingly.... he'd enjoy it. No helping some people. 

No chance. 
 

I think I’ve posted this before, but ex forumite Jari37 (he introduced me to this place) was on Location, Location, Location and said she was an absolutely vile cunt who wouldn’t listen to anything he said and kept trying to get him to buy the place she wanted. 

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

No chance. 
 

I think I’ve posted this before, but ex forumite Jari37 (he introduced me to this place) was on Location, Location, Location and said she was an absolutely vile cunt who wouldn’t listen to anything he said and kept trying to get him to buy the place she wanted. 

You would though wouldn't you.... 

[chauncey]

A person who uses any of the following phrases:

 

"that's a bit of me"

 

"leaning into"

 

"you love to see it"

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Those funny little string wristband things.

[Jairzinho]

54 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Those funny little string wristband things.

Are they those things that "THE GAYS" wore at school 25 years ago?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

5 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Are they those things that "THE GAYS" wore at school 25 years ago?

They look similar, but I think they're supposed to have some deep spiritual significance for twats or something. 

[Jairzinho]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

They look similar, but I think they're supposed to have some deep spiritual significance for twats or something. 

Namaste to your reiki shakras, mate.

[Elite]

Wrong thread.

[stringvest]

On 06/02/2022 at 19:07, Bobby Hundreds said:

Country seems chocker full of people born into money telling people without it how they should be more disciplined. In order to get a mortgage I moved back home and so did my missus so we could save for a deposit, my huge privilege there was having no kids or commitments and having the option to move back home in the first place and even then it wasn't easy. It's near impossible for many. 

I agree.  I had the world's first OnlyFans account, which was essentially a piece of parchment with half a dozen names of Tory MPs on it, and a hessian bag for the cash.

[Clem H Fandango]

On 06/02/2022 at 23:04, Bjornebye said:

You would though wouldn't you.... 

I would get her to show me the backdoor.

 

I'm like the Roberto Duran of shagging...ignore the face and work the body.

[sir roger]

35 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

I would get her to show me the backdoor.

 

I'm like the Roberto Duran of shagging...ignore the face and work the body.

Are you sure its not because a couple of girlfriends called you ' Hands of stone ' ?

[Clem H Fandango]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Are you sure its not because a couple of girlfriends called you ' Hands of stone ' ?

Moisturise these days. The only thing that's hard now is knowing where I left my keys.

[Bjornebye]

37 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Moisturise these days. The only thing that's hard now is knowing where I left my keys.

Bernie Mac over here 

[Section_31]

People who tell barmaids to smile.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Cunt bints on Talksport calling the likes of of Leon Osman and Colin Wanker legends.