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5 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

I fear the business wouldn't last long if I did.

 

The job titles people give themselves...fucking hell. One used to work at our company, she called/calls herself a "Implementation Support Consultant".

 

She answers emails.

"Performance Coaches"

 

Uh huh....

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Just now, Jairzinho said:

Imagine having to work or do business with these cunts.

I do unfortunately. But they think Im a cunt because I wont do any of this stuff.

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12 hours ago, redinblack said:

Get on LinkedIn.

 

Its Twat Central.

I am on but tbh I dont log on much because of twats incessantly posting non business related issues and also being spammed by businesses from China pushing shite.

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I worked in construction and at times worked for agencies, sometimes you had to go in the office for something or other and the antics out of them, nothing against working in an office mind, used to piss me off, how you doing john, ok mate, good good while looking at a computer with pen in mouth for one. 

All the various sayings that came about, i mean team leader for fucksake but now its seems to have got very much worse reading about performance coach etc, good grief. 

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25 minutes ago, redinblack said:

"Performance Coaches"

 

Uh huh....

A lot of this shite started in the US. People trying to figure out another name for an admin clerk. I received a mail yesterday from someone  with the title skilled sales support administrator!!

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2 minutes ago, CapeRed said:

A lot of this shite started in the US. People trying to figure out another name for an admin clerk. I received a mail yesterday from someone  with the title skilled sales support administrator!!

Christ. 

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20 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

I fear the business wouldn't last long if I did.

 

The job titles people give themselves...fucking hell. One used to work at our company, she called/calls herself a "Implementation Support Consultant".

 

She answers emails.

My favourite is still 'Exit Co-ordinator' for bouncer.

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1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Two here.

1. He used to be an advisor for the Tories.

2. That abomination in the frame on the wall.

IMG_20220123_161009.jpg

 

I don't think having it up in his house is a problem, making sure it's visible in a national TV interview definitely is though.

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2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Them pair of cunts who accosted Chris Whitty, massive cunts, i fuckin' despise people like that, good ol lads, birch the pricks. 

I just couldn't let an opportunity like that one pass. 

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1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

An opportunity to act like a prick? The mind boggles. 

It was just a jokey-wokey.  I have a solid alibi - I was at home writing my Chris Whitty essay. 

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42 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

It was just a jokey-wokey.  I have a solid alibi - I was at home writing my Chris Whitty essay. 

Jokey - Wokey? Blimey,toodle pip you barrel of laughs. 

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