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It'd be a license to print money modern art if you had the rep and the nous to spin it in the right direction. If I was black I'd be all over that shit, taking my slavery displays into Liverpool schoo

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To be fair to Bjornebye, his sneaky picture taking skills are impressive. I once saw a fat bastard at Stafford Station eating a Mars Bar, then he hit the deck and started having a fit (looked a lot fu

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Regulars, be they of a pub, cafe, chippy or anywhere else who think they own the place. They're usually greeted by the barmaid/staff member with something along the lines of "here comes trouble!" Whic

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On 22/12/2021 at 13:52, Furmedge said:

People who look at their phones during an interview when you're answering questions to hopefully change your life forever.

 

Yes, this happened to me this morning.

 

I'm not hopeful.

I enjoy an interview were the panel have decided your interview is the perfect opportunity to try to get to grips with a giant tablet akin to something a sports broadcaster uses at the intervals

 

'Don't mind me, you just fuck about with it like a chimp and I will repeat myself'

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Over the top reactions that people do to make whatever you or the group are talking about all about that person 

 

I'll set the scene, you are talking amongst yourselves and the topic has a somewhat surprising twist to it. Some people might show some surprise or disbelief. This is natural 

 

The prize cunts use this to make theoretical gestures to convey their surprise and make it all about them

 

Get in the bin

 

 

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1 minute ago, Liverpool lad said:

Over the top reactions that people do to make whatever you or the group are talking about all about that person 

 

I'll set the scene, you are talking amongst yourselves and the topic has a somewhat surprising twist to it. Some people might show some surprise or disbelief. This is natural 

 

The prize cunts use this to make theoretical gestures to convey their surprise and make it all about them

 

Get in the bin

 

 

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People who ask for help from you for a problem they have, let you explain the best course of action and rather than follow it they have to say 'what I might do is' and put their own twist on it.

 

It must make them feel like they have had some input into the solution 

 

They often go on to make the situation worse 

 

An example is a dickhead neighbour of ours 

 

In summary the supermarket car park camera had her down as parking in Aldi for 8 hours. It was two separate trips that the camera merged into one

 

She asked my mate for cctv footage to back up her claim and also approached a friend of her family who works at a solicitors. They gave her a nice letter on headed paper to assist 

 

She turns up to collect the cctv from my mate with the letter and says

 

'I might change the letter, I don't like how it is worded'

 

This person would struggle to write a shopping list and now wants to tweak letters put together by the legal profession 

 

Fucking imbecile 

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1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who calls you 'our kid', especially if they're not related to you.

Ive noticed that if people from Manchester who dont know me speak to me they say that.  I guess its an attempt at a connection, though I can only think they have watched Bread to think it would work.

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