Instant cunt identifiers

[Gnasher]

10 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Nah.

 

Just Eat/Deliveroo etc. employers, who pay people so little that they have to risk their neck to make enough dough.

 

Exactly, just some of the poorest in our society who have to rush and put themselves in danger to make a living. I'm sure they'd rather ride around like Paul Newman with Ali Mcraw on the handlebars in some Hollywood film but its just not possible,  although the one I've always  called the food is so stone cold I think the bike rider might be doing just that. Bastard.

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Imagine being that bothered by lack of hair when you're morbidity obese.

He's probably combing it up from his back.

[Vincent Vega]

Men who wear polo neck jumpers.

[Tony Moanero]

21 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Men who wear polo neck jumpers.

Nah, roll-neck jumpers are boss for winter.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

18 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Men who wear polo neck jumpers.

 

Tweed jacket, polo neck, smart strides, desert boots.

 

Sex.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

By the looks of things, anybody who is featuring on this year's The Apprentice. 

 

It's been on for 2 minutes and they look like a right bunch of twats. Although Harpreet looks a bit foxy. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Tweed jacket, polo neck, smart strides, desert boots.

 

Sex.

Repped. I was in the process of uploading a picture of Steve McQueen, when I saw your post.

[Rushies tash]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

By the looks of things, anybody who is featuring on this year's The Apprentice. 

 

It's been on for 2 minutes and they look like a right bunch of twats. Although Harpreet looks a bit foxy. 

Was pissing myself at the walks on some of them. Cunts.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just now, Rushies tash said:

Was pissing myself at the walks on some of them. Cunts.

The glasses that two of the blokes are wearing look ridiculous. They've made a right spectacle out of themselves. 

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

By the looks of things, anybody who is featuring on this year's The Apprentice. 

 

It's been on for 2 minutes and they look like a right bunch of twats. Although Harpreet looks a bit foxy. 

Bollocks to Alan Sugar. Live and Let Die is on ITV4.

 

[Rushies tash]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Bollocks to Alan Sugar. Live and Let Die is on ITV4.

 

Names are for tombstones baby.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Tweed jacket, polo neck, smart strides, desert boots.

 

Sex.

Sex? With whom? Good jacket. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Men who wear polo neck jumpers.

This is correct.  Steve McQueen gets away with it because he's Steve McQueen.  If you're already ridiculously cool, you can get away with literally anything.

 

For example...

[Skidfingers McGonical]

12 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, roll-neck jumpers are boss for winter.

 

Only by fellas who can pull that look off. 
 

Like cool people. 
 

Not cunts like this in this fucking contraption.

 

[Section_31]

I once wore a roll-neck jumper under a Belstaff-style leather motorcycle jacket while shopping at Belle Vale Morrisons. You could tell the Mrs was a tad embarrassed but what did she know. What did any of them know? 

[Mook]

13 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Men who wear polo neck jumpers.

What do you mean by a polo neck?

 

Turtle neck, roll neck or polo neck?

 

I'm thinking about buying a roll neck jumper online today but I'm scared I might look a tit in it. I have a rake of turtle necks & long sleeve polo shirts though. I've got a neck like a fucking giraffe so like a tight neck on my jumpers to keep it covered up.

[Mook]

I watch The Sweeney a fair bit on ITV4, it's a fucking roll neck festival that programme.

 

[Vincent Vega]

No bloke can wear anything like this without looking completely effeminate. 
 

[TD_LFC]

The explosion of what can only be described as Coffee Cunts that have sprung up on various platforms.

 

The likes of James Hoffmann and Caitlin Campbell turning making a cup of coffee into a 30 minute ordeal that need 20 pieces of equipment.

 

They've infested the algorithm because i once had the audacity to search for a review of a coffee maker.

 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

No bloke can wear anything like this without looking completely effeminate. 
 

Firstly, they're roll necks, not polo necks and secondly...

 

[Vincent Vega]

The inspiration for my original post criticising polo neck/roll neck/turtle neck jumpers. 

[Mook]

6 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

The inspiration for my original post criticising polo neck/roll neck/turtle neck jumpers. 

A Stone Island one as well, what a twat he is.

[sir roger]

14 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

By the looks of things, anybody who is featuring on this year's The Apprentice. 

 

It's been on for 2 minutes and they look like a right bunch of twats. Although Harpreet looks a bit foxy. 

Says a lot for Sugar and Brady that they are by a mile the biggest cunts on it.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

I once wore a roll-neck jumper under a Belstaff-style leather motorcycle jacket while shopping at Belle Vale Morrisons. You could tell the Mrs was a tad embarrassed but what did she know. What did any of them know? 

I took my nephew trick-or-treating one year. He told me I had to dress up for it. I think he assumed I was going to get a wolf man mask or something. Instead I went with a black roll-neck under a tan '70s leather jacket, medallion and paw patrol police badge. Hummed the theme to Shaft all night.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Only by fellas who can pull that look off. 
 

Like cool people. 
 

Not cunts like this in this fucking contraption.

 

A twat will look a twat in anything.