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People who watch YouTube videos on public transport with no earphones. Deffo the type that go for a shit the second they step out the shower.

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2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Anyone who already has their Christmas decorations up.

Yep. Go full throttle from the 1st of December but fuck me since Saturday morning you'd think it was already xmas eve 

47 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

People who watch YouTube videos on public transport with no earphones. Deffo the type that go for a shit the second they step out the shower.

Hahahahaha yes same goes for anyone who has a phone conversation on public transport. And as for the cunts who eat loudly... they shit in the bath 

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21 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Blokes who tread on the back of their jeans, so they fray. Scruffy cunts.

Wearing raw denim for six months and not washing it, is worse.

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3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Blokes who tread on the back of their jeans, so they fray. Scruffy cunts.

That was me in my late teens/early 20s, when big, baggy jeans were the fashion. I was a scruffy cunt, so fair call.

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8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Mrs is watching a gardening programme with Carol Klein. No excuse for this hat.

 

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Has Gazza still got the other half? 

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12 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Mrs is watching a gardening programme with Carol Klein. No excuse for this hat.

 

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Carol Klein? Sounds like something they sell at Sports Direct.

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18 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Mrs is watching a gardening programme with Carol Klein. No excuse for this hat.

 

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These garden knomes are starting to look more and more realistic.

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49 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

There certainly isn't, it must have a name good grief man. 

I've heard of ladies having a beehive haircut , but not guys wearing one as a fashion accessory.

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40 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I've heard of ladies having a beehive haircut , but not guys wearing one as a fashion accessory.

Ha, it's possibly a nod to the Flowerpot men namely Bill and Ben. 

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People who kick off in KFC. Don't think I've ever seen anyone do this and not wanted to side with the staff 

 

"Fucks sake! The coffee machines always broke!" 

 

Why are you going to KFC at 5 in the afternoon for a coffee you gammon?

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