Instant cunt identifiers

[Captain Willard]

9 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

'I'm always late' ha-ha, what a quirky personality trait.

Bring consistently late is a sign of a selfish fucker who doesn’t have to work for a living. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

27 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Bring consistently late is a sign of a selfish fucker who doesn’t have to work for a living. 

My Bird and her ma, every single time there's plans, although she does work to be fair.

[Section_31]

Going to wetherspoons after a funeral.

[stringvest]

On 17/09/2021 at 12:57, Bjornebye said:

It's not "crept in" it's always been the same. The bellends who go "Yeah I'm off my head, don't let me have a tequila" or the bird with the picture of a cat on her desk on your first day "Oh you'll get to know me, I'm the mad one" and you never ever speak to or deal with her again. Anyone who has to say their a livewire is 999/1000 a boring, standard, usual, fade into the background no-entity cunt. 

anyone who calls themselves a livewire needs one inserting into their japs eye

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, stringvest said:

anyone who calls themselves a livewire needs one inserting into their japs eye

Sounds quite tempting .... 

[stringvest]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Sounds quite tempting .... 

not with the cost of leccy these days

[Ken Robber]

Another day, another gobshite almost knocking over one of the lads with special needs I look after cause he jumped a red light on one of those lecky nonce scooters. 

 

Can't stand deliveroo cyclists either or the plant pots who came up with that idea. Do we really need these gonks flying about everywhere just so scruffs can eat maccies in bed?

[Curly]

18 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

Do we really need these gonks flying about everywhere just so scruffs can eat maccies in bed?

Hahaha

[Clem H Fandango]

Any cunt that makes a slightly racist remark and adds on 'some of my best friends are black'.

 

It's like saying 'I'm a murderer, but some of my friends are still alive.

[Geoff Woade]

Grown men who want a fuss making on their birthdays. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Jeans tucked into boots.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Geoff Woade said:

Grown men who want a fuss making on their birthdays. 

I've always found that to be a bit odd, there's a few in my local that have a party just because it's their birthday, who gives a fuck, I keep it to myself especially as there's fuck all to celebrate after certain age, 21 OK but after that no. 

I might add what a bunch of cunts on the news earlier, people crying and jumping for joy because of something about Britney Spears, good grief. 

[YorkshireRed]

5 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

Grown men who want a fuss making on their birthdays. 

I’m 50 next year. I’ve been looking at remote cottages on the Outer Hebrides. It’ll be late October so I reckon my chances of avoiding human contact for at least a few days will be quite high. 
 

To be decided whether to invite the wife. In her favour is the fact there is no chance she’d make a fuss. She never has done the last twenty years, so can’t see my half century causing much interest. 

[Bjornebye]

I love other peoples birthdays just not mine. If I end up married to that bird off Sex Education then I might have a little smile on mine but for now I'm happy to raise a glass for others.

[Remmie]

It's my birthday tomorrow and as usual I'm too indecisive and lazy to organise anything. Stupid really as it's the weekend and a good excuse to go out. 

[Mook]

I usually go out for a few drinks with my twin brother & some of our mates for our birthday. 

 

My missus thinks that's making a fuss, I hope I'm not a cunt*

 

*I am a cunt

[Arniepie]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I love other peoples birthdays just not mine. If I end up married to that bird off Sex Education then I might have a little smile on mine but for now I'm happy to raise a glass for others.

That one who is into aliens?

[Karl_b]

I quietly take the day off for my birthday every year and do whatever I like, on my own. It's an absolute joy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 hours ago, Mook said:

I usually go out for a few drinks with my twin brother & some of our mates for our birthday. 

 

My missus thinks that's making a fuss, I hope I'm not a cunt*

 

*I am a cunt

I'm a hundred carrot cunt. I've never let a birthday pass without at least a cake and a faceful of ale and I hope I never do.

[Section_31]

Anyone who says '100%' instead of 'yes'. 

[Bjornebye]

On 01/10/2021 at 12:22, Arniepie said:

That one who is into aliens?

I don't pay that much attention to it but this one

 

 

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who says '100%' instead of 'yes'. 

110% 

[CapeRed]

Fuckers here who are anti everything from the western colonial powers but have apple everything devices and wear Hugo Boss or Armani gear. 

[Section_31]

Just now, CapeRed said:

Fuckers here who are anti everything from the western colonial powers but have apple everything devices and wear Hugo Boss or Armani gear. 

I bet Armani White and Armani Black throw up some interesting conversations? 

[CapeRed]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I bet Armani White and Armani Black throw up some interesting conversations? 

Haha very true. Its sad the way things are going. Mandela would be turning in his grave.

[Boss]

Anyone that uses the word 'content' to describe the videos they produce on Youtube, or their Twitter/ Facebook posts.