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It'd be a license to print money modern art if you had the rep and the nous to spin it in the right direction. If I was black I'd be all over that shit, taking my slavery displays into Liverpool schoo

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To be fair to Bjornebye, his sneaky picture taking skills are impressive. I once saw a fat bastard at Stafford Station eating a Mars Bar, then he hit the deck and started having a fit (looked a lot fu

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Regulars, be they of a pub, cafe, chippy or anywhere else who think they own the place. They're usually greeted by the barmaid/staff member with something along the lines of "here comes trouble!" Whic

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1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Seen loads of blokes wearing the exact same t shirt, sunglasses with cord to keep them around their neck and turkey teeth. Its like a new uniform for the desperate to be on trend.

Sameheads in bloke form. I was in a pub beer garden at the weekend and four lads walked in and were ushered over to a bench and they were all copies of each other, bit of stubble, sunglasses,  white muscle style t-shirt with Boss or some other bollocks on it, chino shorts and some sort of loafers, all talking with over exaggerated scouse accent, lad this lad that. Four pints of Fosters please luv.

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3 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Sameheads in bloke form. I was in a pub beer garden at the weekend and four lads walked in and were ushered over to a bench and they were all copies of each other, bit of stubble, sunglasses,  white muscle style t-shirt with Boss or some other bollocks on it, chino shorts and some sort of loafers, all talking with over exaggerated scouse accent, lad this lad that. Four pints of Fosters please luv.

The scouse accent has been butchered by a lot of people. I know accents change and its a natural thing but its like listening to aliens who have only learned a few basic greetings and sentences to get them by. Its also become like a big bravado thing, I'm a big deal listen to me! Plus its sounding horrible. That turkey teeth guy nails it. "HOW ARE WE"  

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1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

Anyone sharing/liking or rehashing the faceaids post of;  “I see all the parents that couldn’t afford school dinners can now afford the pubs”. 

Wouldn't that strengthen the arguement of providing school dinners to kids with negligent parents. Not that you can see all the parents that couldn't afford school dinners but that can now afford the pubs, people only see what their bias shows them. 

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On 27/04/2021 at 09:17, AngryOfTuebrook said:

People who use the word "Primani" instead of Primark.

 

It's a portmanteau word, to take the piss out of cheap knock-off gear and people who are trying to pass it off as genuine: that's why you need both the "Primark" and "Armani" elements in there.

 

When you're just talking about Primark, fucking call it Primark.

Or call it cheap ass shit. 

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Just now, Doctor Troy said:

This fella.now Bjornebye can slag him off without any fear of reprisals.

Fuck that. 
 

Has been the really died though? Wtf. Beak overload ? Or did the skinny lad down the street have enough? 

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Anyone who likes watching stuff like benefits Britain, gypsy weddings, benefits by the sea or don't pay - we'll take it away, I'd only watch that if the houses were booby trapped, in fact it'd be my favourite ever show - above The Shield, Sopranos and The Wire.  

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