Instant cunt identifiers

[John102]

Probably discussed many a time by now, I'd imagine. 

 

Cunts who go out of their way to argue about whether Die Hard is a Christmas film. 

 

I honestly couldn't care less what you cunts want to call it. 

[easytoslip]

Christ have people actually argued that? Never seen it myself and not likely too either but it's about people battering other people isn't it? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

25 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Christ have people actually argued that? Never seen it myself and not likely too either but it's about people battering other people isn't it? 

One of the side stories on the echo website.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/most-festive-film-time-announced-19342766

[easytoslip]

I've seen two of those I think but why would Die Hard be an Xmas film? 

And where's Alistair Simm on that list? 

[Bjornebye]

Is it a Christmas film though? 

[easytoslip]

Fuck knows. Do people actually watch Xmas films? 

 

[easytoslip]

47 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Is it a Christmas film though? 

The only one.

[Tony Moanero]

1. A Christmas Carol (1951)

2. The Snowman

3. It’s a Wonderful Life

4. A Christmas Story 

5. Trading Places

6. Home Alone

7. We’re No Angels (1955)

8. Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

9. Mickey’s Christmas Carol

10. Bad Santa

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Home Alone number 1 for me but I won’t be able to watch it again because me and my mum used to watch it when I was a kid. I’d be a mess. 
 

Christmas Chronicles with Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn is superb 

[John102]

The next comp sorted. 

 

I do love Scrooged and Gremlins

[Harry Squatter]

People who park in disabled parking bays without a blue badge. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

People who park in disabled parking bays without a blue badge. 

On the same level as people who have blue badges and pass them on to family members.

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

On the same level as people who have blue badges and pass them on to family members.

They are quite tough on that these days. If you get collared doing it you end up in a load of shit and get blacklisted for it. Just not worth the hassle.

 

I know a woman who used it to park in town without her mum who it was for, got collared, had the badge taken away from her and fined. Took another 2 years before her mum could get another one. 

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

People who park in disabled parking bays without a blue badge. 

 

[Section_31]

Anyone who's overly obsessed with Captain Tom.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People, particularly women like to go on about Die Hard being a Christmas film because they think it gives them an edge, it doesn't.

[Curly]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who's overly obsessed with Captain Tom.

Fair play to him like for all he’s done and achieved, but have you heard what he’s done to you’ll never walk alone? Absolute abomination. 

[Curly]

31 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

People who signal left, pull into the kerb then keep driving slowly whilst they look for a house number or a shop so you keep expecting the cunt to pull out again. I’d drag them from the car and shoot them. 

Or the ones who dart across you and pull onto the pavement heading towards you, but don’t stop as they’ve done it just so they didn’t have to wait for you to pass, and you have to slow down or stop because of them. Absolute gobshites.

[Champ]

On 29/11/2020 at 22:32, Tony Moanero said:

1. A Christmas Carol (1951)

2. The Snowman

3. It’s a Wonderful Life

4. A Christmas Story 

5. Trading Places

6. Home Alone

7. We’re No Angels (1955)

8. Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

9. Mickey’s Christmas Carol

10. Bad Santa

 

 

Where’s Stickman?

[Rico1304]

20 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who's overly obsessed with Captain Tom.

I know it’s bad but I was dying for him to turn out to be a nonce. 

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I know it’s bad but I was dying for him to turn out to be a nonce. 

I think it was a tory distraction tactic. "Get an old veteran to do a walk, slap him all over the news for good old blighty and increase national pride for the VE celebrations so we can point the finger and deflect from our own failings."

[Tony Moanero]

57 minutes ago, Champ said:

Where’s Stickman?

I wasn’t aware that Stickman had been adapted to film.

[Champ]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I think it was a tory distraction tactic. "Get an old veteran to do a walk, slap him all over the news for good old blighty and increase national pride for the VE celebrations so we can point the finger and deflect from our own failings."

My cynicism dial has gone off the scale this year. Anything new that appears I’m questioning the source or wondering what else is it obscuring. And anything that involves old veterans is immediately suspect

[Champ]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I wasn’t aware that Stickman had been adapted to film.

Keep up, Tony. It’s a staple in our house; this year being given star billing on Christmas Eve

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

People who signal left, pull into the kerb then keep driving slowly whilst they look for a house number or a shop so you keep expecting the cunt to pull out again. I’d drag them from the car and shoot them. 

Are you quite sure that's not an overreaction?