Instant cunt identifiers

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1410838/

And I'm sure I can find an article that says the opposite.

 

It boils down to if I'm riding my back at above average speed on a main road and get knocked off my bike by some clown who is too busy titting with their phone instead of paying attention to their surroundings then I'd rather my head was not cracking on the road or bonnet of a car without the added protection. Will it stop me getting hurt? Probably not but it will reduce the impact and risk.

[cloggypop]

Just now, manwiththestick said:

And I'm sure I can find an article that says the opposite.

 

It boils down to if I'm riding my back at above average speed on a main road and get knocked off my bike by some clown who is too busy titting with their phone instead of paying attention to their surroundings then I'd rather my head was not cracking on the road or bonnet of a car without the added protection. Will it stop me getting hurt? Probably not but it will reduce the impact and risk.

If you feel safer wearing one then do so. You may well need it if you are going at speed. The science doesn't seem to back up making them compulsory though. Nobody is calling for everyone walking to wear one, a comparatively more dangerous activity. There's no need for choosing not to wear one putting you in a thread with this title. 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha imagine claiming to be an expert in 'not wearing a helmet'. 

[cloggypop]

Nobody is though. 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, cloggypop said:

No, I just know what the fuck I'm talking about. 

Helmet. 

[cloggypop]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Helmet. 

From reading expert's informed opinion. You sound like a rabid Brexiteer. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

From reading expert's informed opinion. You sound like a rabid Brexiteer. 

You sound like a bad helmet. 

 

I'm not particularly arsed if someone does or doesn't wear a helmet. That said, it is safer to wear one than not wear one. No expert needed to confirm that. Just common sense. 

[cloggypop]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You sound like a bad helmet. 

 

I'm not particularly arsed if someone does or doesn't wear a helmet. That said, it is safer to wear one than not wear one. No expert needed to confirm that. Just common sense. 

Brexiteer, anti 5G, anti vaccination, conspiracy theory logic. "Just common sense". No experts needed. 

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Brexiteer, anti 5G, anti vaccination, conspiracy theory logic. "Just common sense". No experts needed. 

You need to lay off the drugs, helmet expert. 

[cloggypop]

You need to stop oscillating. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

You need to stop oscillating. 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

The ownership of this cup bestows lifetime membership of the cunt club on its owner.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The ownership of this cup bestows lifetime membership of the cunt club on its owner.

 

 

Janet "I'm the crazy one" and you never speak to her or hear from her again. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Janet "I'm the crazy one" and you never speak to her or hear from her again. 

Left after ‘complications post gastric band surgery’ 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Left after ‘complications post gastric band surgery’ 

Budgie died so she's taken a year off 

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Budgie died so she's taken a year off 

Leaves work and sets up a Facebook business selling jarg Jo Malone type candles.

[Trumo]

57 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Leaves work and sets up a Facebook business selling jarg Jo Malone type candles.

 

Do they explode in your face when you light them?

 

Oh wait, that's Home Alone.

[Section_31]

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

*Checks motion detection alert*

 

[Mook]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

My mate had the doorbell camera thing, him & his missus are a right pair of pissheads. We used to sit & watch videos of them coming home blootered & some of them when they could hardly walk were funny as fuck.

 

Having said that, I do agree with what you're saying & my mate is a  complete cunt.

[Harry Squatter]

On 18/11/2020 at 15:10, Bjornebye said:

Budgie died so she's taken a year off 

A woman in my work was off with stress for 8 months after her cat died. The cat was about 16 when it died too so wasn't like a load of scalls grabbed a kitten and tortured it to death. 

[Harry Squatter]

19 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

Those ring adverts are shite.

 

Smackhead lurking round the front door looking for ways to get in and then some bad meff speaks to him saying "I dont like you and now I'd like you to leave" in a less threatening manner than Jack Whitehall telling a shit joke. The smackhead just leaves scared to death. 

[Harry Squatter]

19 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

They're always shite as well, the grainy images they put on Facebook are just of any scalls in North Face gear and no one would be able to identify them. 

 

It's not like the police are even arsed if you march them into the police station like Michael Douglas when he catches Sato in Black Rain. You could get them to sign a confession and the police still wouldn't be arsed. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

22 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

A woman in my work was off with stress for 8 months after her cat died. The cat was about 16 when it died too so wasn't like a load of scalls grabbed a kitten and tortured it to death. 

 

Id kill my own cat for 8 months off

[lifetime fan]

Cunts who phone in sick 10 minutes before their shift starts knowing another colleague can’t leave until someone replaces them.