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[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Aye, you’re chief amongst them yer big millennial fanny.

this is the Gf, and if lols are banned and smileys, then kisses should come

with a kick in the bollocks.

Its only done when I'm being compassionate. It is the right thing to do to show that it isn't sarcasm. 

 

But you know what, I actually agree. Its not really done consciously. I like to think I'm a nice guy. Who am I kidding. It can go straight in the bin with the 'lols' and smiley cunts. 

 

You cunt. 

 

x

[easytoslip]

16 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Maybe where you are mate, bet you do Brunch you wrong’un bowling wrong’un.

I can't say I ever heard anyone say lunch in Liverpool, maybe a toffee nosed twat. 

 No I don't do Brunch though if I did I'd have it as opposed to doing it, that's a bit like can I get, what's your go to type of shite. 

A bowling wrong 'un? Is that what they say at a Cricket match in Yorkshire? Not heard that one before. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

31 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

I can't say I ever heard anyone say lunch in Liverpool, maybe a toffee nosed twat. 

 No I don't do Brunch though if I did I'd have it as opposed to doing it, that's a bit like can I get, what's your go to type of shite. 

A bowling wrong 'un? Is that what they say at a Cricket match in Yorkshire? Not heard that one before. 

We used to call the living room the kitchen and the kitchen the back kitchen. Must have been to to with people years ago spending a lot of time in the actual kitchen due to small houses, big families. Probably just us with grandparents from off Hayworth St.

[easytoslip]

5 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We used to call the living room the kitchen and the kitchen the back kitchen. Must have been to to with people years ago spending a lot of time in the actual kitchen due to small houses, big families. Probably just us with grandparents from off Hayworth St.

I don't know, living room, front room and kitchen in a semi, what went before in a prefab I can't remember though I think the front room was called the parlour years ago, the best room so to speak. 

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Think I've said before but I don't recall having lunch ladies at school, though I remember being told to be in for my tea. 

I don't recall having a dinnerbox at school.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I don't recall having a dinnerbox at school.

We did. Her name was Jodie. 

[Remmie]

Or packed dinners. Or after tea mints.

 

Dinnercheon vouchers?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Or packed dinners. Or after tea mints.

 

Dinnercheon vouchers?

Free Dinners up here you bourjois bastard. 

[Remmie]

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Remmie said:

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

"Fancy a kebab and a fuck?" 

[easytoslip]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I don't recall having a dinnerbox at school.

I don't recall having either, school dinners we had for 2 /- but usually sold them and fucked off to the  chippy for chips and beans or chips peas and onion Gravy. I couldn't imagine the Arl fella saying lunchbox or making me one for that matter, that would of been bad, though lunch is more used nowadays I suppose, but I couldn't say " shall we have a spot lunch" fuck that. 

Chippy owner was Larry Hughes, Liverpool Centre Half, England too I think. 

[Remmie]

Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea....Batman.

 

You people sicken me.

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea....Batman.

 

You people sicken me.

Come mid day - “Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, din-ner...Batman!”

 

Works fine.

[Remmie]

The ambassador was said to have looked very suave at the reception, decked out in fine jewellery and a resplendent teajacket

[Anubis]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The ambassador was said to have looked very suave at the reception, decked out in fine jewellery and a resplendent teajacket

She most certainly did. Very elegant.

 

https://www.nancymac.co.uk/products/lilliana-tea-jacket-in-peacock-silk-velvet

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

She most certainly did. Very elegant.

 

https://www.nancymac.co.uk/products/lilliana-tea-jacket-in-peacock-silk-velvet

 

Ironically, I reckon only Remmie could pull that off on here. 

[Anubis]

With a matching shade of lipstick?

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Anubis said:

With a matching shade of lipstick?

And suede purple boots. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

I don't recall having a dinnerbox at school.

Lunch box - Cunt’s box.

[Pureblood]

Linford's dinnerbox. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

You're tea was about 5ish, never heard anyone say shall we go out for dinner except on the telly, usually dine at 8pm, just used to say, shall we go for a meal or something to eat, I've got some dinner tickets I've saved from this afternoon. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

No one in Liverpool to my knowledge said Lunchtime in school, obviously different from where you come from. Eating around now is tea here, you can call it whatever you want. Off to have my late lunch.

 

[easytoslip]

52 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

No one in Liverpool to my knowledge said Lunchtime in school, obviously different from where you come from. Eating around now is tea here, you can call it whatever you want. Off to have my late lunch.

 

I never heard it myself, doesn't matter 

Call me what you like but not late for dinner WC Fields? 

[Red_or_Dead]

It's a very Northern and class-ist thing.

 

My Mrs is working class London and it's lunch then dinner for her.

 

Only middle classes above Watford say lunch then dinner.

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

9 hours ago, TK421 said:

It's breakfast, lunch and dinner. Breakfast is at breakfast time, lunch is at lunchtime and dinner is at dinner time. Tea remains a drink. 

Dinner is the midday meal, hence dinner ladies, dinner money, school dinners. The other hint this is right, they all revolve around school the place where we are educated on correct use of language.