Instant cunt identifiers

[Juniper]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

I absolutely hate the kilt thing, go back 30/40 years and no cunt was wearing kilts to weddings or Scotland games, now they're seemingly mandatory.

 

Shite.

Exactly, I can’t get my head around it.

 

Especially worse are the lads that have no Scottish heritage or even if they do have never shown any affiliation to Scotland in all the years you’ve known them, seems to be they wear them to get attention and hope a girl will ask them if they are wearing boxers.

 

The big, massive Virgins. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

A good 4 dangerous faults right off the bat.

 

Jump into an erupting volcano time for this cunt.

[Bjornebye]

H from Steps after finishing the first series of Sons Of Anarchy

[cloggypop]

31 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

A good 4 dangerous faults right off the bat.

 

Jump into an erupting volcano time for this cunt.

Going from the ground up there's 3 before you get to his knee and that's not counting the fact he's in that particular bar. 

[Elite]

46 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Jax Tellers let himself go.

[General Dryness]

I find it staggering that there's not one person in his inner circle of friends and family who has the nerve to tell him how much of a cunt he looks.

 

I despair for humanity when I see shit like this. 

[Elite]

39 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I find it staggering that there's not one person in his inner circle of friends and family who has the nerve to tell him how much of a cunt he looks.

 

I despair for humanity when I see shit like this. 

He might be part of a club.

 

'Bareback Riders'

[Guest Pistonbroke]

His head is nearly as big as his Torso, made worse by the matchstick legs in stretch jeans. 

[manwiththestick]

Bet you he's sample testing the draught ales before getting a half of IPA.

[Tony Moanero]

Just seen some cunt on Twitter say he puts houmous in milkshakes. 

[Dr Nowt]

22 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just seen some cunt on Twitter say he puts houmous in milkshakes. 

 

[Dr Nowt]

[Champ]

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

I fucking despair, more like

[General Dryness]

7 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

I was disappointed to find out that they were brummies.  The brummie accent sucks the life right out of anything that it comes into contact with. 

[Stouffer]

I don't have the first idea what this peaky blinders shit is about but I'm absolutely sick of hearing about it.

[Dr Nowt]

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

I don't have the first idea what this peaky blinders shit is about but I'm absolutely sick of hearing about it.

Yes it’s a strange one, I’ve been watching it for the first time , in the early hours , it’s ok but a bit over the top with the music and slow motion scenes along with balls of flames appearing everywhere plus that cartoon NY mobster , cringe.The Brummy accent , also the fact that it’s started some weird fashion trend. 

As some fashion designer once said is that fashion is like a greyhound race , a lot of arseholes chasing another arsehole.

Watchable no more no less.

[lifetime fan]

Hugo Erfurt. 
 

The absolute fucking vermin that invented woodchip wallpaper. 
 

Even Hitler wouldn’t argue about how massive a cunt he is/was. 

[Tony Moanero]

Referring to online purchases as “pick ups”.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Using the word "mong".

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 05/09/2019 at 11:42, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

He’s in the Hell’s Anal’s

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fellas who pull a big wad of money out at the bar. Probably the sum total of their life in that hand. Never buy a pint or tip like.

[Harry Squatter]

Parking in a disabled bay when you are not entitled to then getting a cob on when challenged about it.