Instant cunt identifiers

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

But...why??

Why would you call them gigs? 

[Curly]

People who answer a question, with a question.

[cloggypop]

People who answer a question with a question when their avatar is wearing gigs*. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*this is a pile of wank like

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 hours ago, Remmie said:

Why would you call them gigs? 

Gigs is a scousism for glasses, where’s me gigs? where’s me bins? As a gigs wearer, I wear mine at night, and indoors and even at gigs.

i am also a cunt.

not as much of a cunt as someone who calls sunglasses gigs tho.

 

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Gigs is a scousism for glasses, where’s me gigs? where’s me bins? As a gigs wearer, I wear mine at night, and indoors and even at gigs.

i am also a cunt.

not as much of a cunt as someone who calls sunglasses gigs tho.

 

At the risk of being repetitive, why gigs? Or bins for that matter

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

29 minutes ago, Remmie said:

At the risk of being repetitive, why gigs? Or bins for that matter

Absolutely no idea  mate, other than g for glasses. 

Bins is a shortening of binoculars.

its a great language that can give you the question

Did yer get on that geg, at the gig in the gigs?

[Captain Turdseye]

Give it gigs ‘til the end of the season. 

[Curly]

So I’m clear here, using the term gigs for glasses is a cunt thing to do? What other colloquial terms that originate from the Liverpool region feed into this? 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 minutes ago, belarus said:

So I’m clear here, using the term gigs for glasses is a cunt thing to do? What other colloquial terms that originate from the Liverpool region feed into this? 

Using it for sunglasses. 

Maybe if you put yer gigs on you could have read that.

[Pureblood]

43 minutes ago, belarus said:

What other colloquial terms that originate from the Liverpool region feed into this? 

"Barm".

[Remmie]

Lolly Ice

[Dr Nowt]

“Boss”, when try-hard non-Scouse Liverpool fans try to geg in on it.

[Strontium]

Lid

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

28 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Lolly Ice

The unmistakable sound of some soft fucker who’s parents had emigrated to widnes when they were 2, coming back across the barricades (probably under 10miles away), to see their cousins, and asking for an iced lolly would see the scallys setting upon them.

Identity was key in working class Liverpool of the late 70’s and early 80’s, probably pays into the tribal nature of our football support.

The language sets us apart and glues us together. 

[Tony Moanero]

I’ve heard “bins” used in various parts of the country.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

“Boss”, when try-hard non-Scouse Liverpool fans try to geg in on it.

Pidge said it on the FF the other day. Fucking Bodmin motherfucker 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve heard “bins” used in various parts of the country.

Yeah but they aren't purple so they don't count dem doo dee do laa 

[Remmie]

Haha I say Boss all the time, but I am a cunt.

[Pureblood]

18 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Haha I say Boss all the time, but I am a cunt.

Just had a boss barm.

[General Dryness]

7 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

“Boss”, when try-hard non-Scouse Liverpool fans try to geg in on it.

Ar ay la. Just cos I avvent got one of dem der peerple bins lickkkkke.

[Remmie]

Can you expand on a few more examples of the use of the word geg? From my shite understanding, here are a couple:

 

To geg in on a picture

Tony's ma was doing up her shoelaces so I gegged (in!?) on her cleavage. 

 

Have not quite got the hang of it yet, though I do like this slang

[Pureblood]

8 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Can you expand on a few more examples of the use of the word geg? From my shite understanding, here are a couple:

 

To geg in on a picture

Tony's ma was doing up her shoelaces so I gegged (in!?) on her cleavage. 

 

Have not quite got the hang of it yet, though I do like this slang

Stop gegging in on my boss bean barm.

[magicrat]

17 hours ago, TK421 said:

Just had a boss barm.

Crusty cobs are better

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

18 hours ago, Remmie said:

Can you expand on a few more examples of the use of the word geg? From my shite understanding, here are a couple:

 

To geg in on a picture

Tony's ma was doing up her shoelaces so I gegged (in!?) on her cleavage. 

 

Have not quite got the hang of it yet, though I do like this slang

The 4 of us were having a beer and a blether about the footy, when that fucking blue nose kept gegging in and talking shite.

the geg is the uninvited attendee

and should be thwarted with the phrase, fuck off you, yer frigging geg

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Blokes who make an exaggerated sniff or snort as they pass you, to somehow prove they're all manly and dead hard.