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Remmie

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Regulars, be they of a pub, cafe, chippy or anywhere else who think they own the place. They're usually greeted by the barmaid/staff member with something along the lines of "here comes trouble!" Whic

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10 minutes ago, iPlop said:

Or people who walk out of a door, particularly the supermarket, the stop dead in their tracks. surveying the savanna like the fucking lion king. Oblivious to those behind.

 

Ooh, I can improve the cuntery on this one when it’s people doing the stop dead, stand and survey immediately upon getting off an escalator with a plethora of unsuspecting victims dangerously piling up behind them. 

 

If they’re staring at a mobile phone it should be punishable by death.

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On 12/20/2018 at 4:16 AM, Elite said:

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

Get fucked, I’m half Australian these days. Dude, dunny, old mate, calling people a pork chop, all par for the course. Even got into saying far out when getting shit off my mates for saying for fucks sake, in front of their kids.

saying all that though, I’m deffo a cunt.

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VERBAL DIARRHEA

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1 minute ago, Mook said:

Grown ups wearing Harry Potter gear.

Was on holiday the other year talking to an older couple, mid to late 40’s. 

The missus kept waffling about Potter none stop, showed me pictures of her and her adult daughter dressed up, she had tattoos etc etc.

Seen the films numerous times blah blah. Asked her what book did she enjoy the most? Haven’t read the books, she said. I just smiled, took off my LOTR t-shirt and went for a swim. Precious.

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A lass I know from college is big on Harry Potter. She got involved with some lad who turned out to be very strange and creepy, culminating in her having a restraining order granted banning him from coming anywhere near her.

 

He’s now had his entire back tattooed with Harry Potter-related stuff, which is part of his bid to prove they’re meant to be together. Even the old bill were struggling not to openly chuckle at that part of it, while making no bones about what a very odd little man they thought he was.

 

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2 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

A lass I know from college is big on Harry Potter. She got involved with some lad who turned out to be very strange and creepy, culminating in her having a restraining order granted banning him from coming anywhere near her.

 

He’s now had his entire back tattooed with Harry Potter-related stuff, which is part of his bid to prove they’re meant to be together. Even the old bill were struggling not to openly chuckle at that part of it, while making no bones about what a very odd little man they thought he was.

 

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Restrainus Orderonious!

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36 minutes ago, Mook said:

Grown ups wearing Harry Potter gear.

I understand why adults in their twenties/early thirties, who grew up with the books and films, wear it. I can’t, however, understand why middle aged men and women do. I, for example, own a few He-Man t-shirts and stuff. That said, they’re not something I wear to go out in.

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