Instant cunt identifiers

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

I was in ASDA this morning and was confronted by the dispaly of My First Christmas Eve Boxes. Another Americanism import.

To be fair, American Christmases look sound, or at least they do in Home Alone and stuff.

[Anubis]

Not so much in Greenmount West, Baltimore.

[Section_31]

Anyone with a coin pocket in their wallet.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone with a coin pocket in their wallet.

Don’t put coins it like. Just Polo’s.

[lifetime fan]

People who make a cup of tea and then just leave the tea bag in the sink. 

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

People who make a cup of tea and then just leave the tea bag in the sink. 

People do that? Scruff behaviour. Straight in the bin is best for non-Cunts. 

[Remmie]

A similar tea/coffee crime is stir beverage with spoon, putting the wet spoon back in the coffee granules/sugar. 

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, Remmie said:

A similar tea/coffee crime is stir beverage with spoon, putting the wet spoon back in the coffee granules/sugar. 

And putting coffee/tea in the sugar? Wow. I think I'd have to buy all new sugar. 

[Hades]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

A similar tea/coffee crime is stir beverage with spoon, putting the wet spoon back in the coffee granules/sugar. 

Refuse to believe this actually happens. Bring back medieval torture 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I was recently given a cup of tea that'd been stirred with a spoon that'd been in their coffee, effectively contaminating my lovely brew with dirty coffee stink.

 

Not sure there's any way to salvage the relationship, despite them being family.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

 Bits of coffee ending up in the sugar? It’s a mystery, only me and my missus drink coffee and use sweeteners. 

[Elite]

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

I've just seen something worse on the transfer thread. 

 

Turning into the fucking Macauley Culkin fanclub 

[Section_31]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

What about Michelangelo? The Turtle, not that Italian dickhead.

[Jairzinho]

Prefaced by "cowabunga" I have no issue.

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What about Michelangelo? The Turtle, not that Italian dickhead.

He gets a pass.

[Captain Turdseye]

People who listen to and argue over these ‘intellectual dark web’ podcasts. 

 

Have a wank and a cup of tea instead. You’ll feel much better for it. 

[KMD7]

12 hours ago, Hades said:

Refuse to believe this actually happens. Bring back medieval torture 

Repped.

 

Also great to see the original Hades avatar back where it belongs. 

[KMD7]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

I use that word a lot.

 

I am a cunt though so no big deal.

[Hades]

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

People who listen to and argue over these ‘intellectual dark web’ podcasts. 

 

Have a wank and a cup of tea instead. You’ll feel much better for it. 

Written on a forum dedicated to arguing over millionaires kicking about a pig's bladder.

[Captain Turdseye]

7 hours ago, Hades said:

Written on a forum dedicated to arguing over millionaires kicking about a pig's bladder.

 

Sargon of Aragon or whatever his name is has got four accounts on The Shed End, pal. 

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who gives grief to bar staff or waiting staff for no reason other to make themselves feel important.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who gives grief to bar staff or waiting staff for no reason other to make themselves feel important.

Yep. Especially prominent around christmas when Jane from accounts has had a few too many white wines and starts acting like she owns HSBC. Fucking horrible bastards. 

[Hades]

Drunken louts that yell out threatening abuse to anyone daring to walk within a 50m radius of them on a night out.

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, Hades said:

Drunken louts that yell out threatening abuse to anyone daring to walk within a 50m radius of them on a night out.

You looking at my pint?