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Cyclists who wear full riding gear. Pro lycra, aerodynamic helmet, proper road bike the lot. Usually fat middle ages cunts who might refer to mark Cavendish as "cav".

 

What are you achieving from wearing all that shit? Are you really maximising your performance to the point where you're shaving tenths of a second off your pb?

 

Just wear normal clothing. It'll make no difference.

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Cyclists who wear full riding gear. Pro lycra, aerodynamic helmet, proper road bike the lot. Usually fat middle ages cunts who might refer to mark Cavendish as "cav".

 

What are you achieving from wearing all that shit? Are you really maximising your performance to the point where you're shaving tenths of a second off your pb?

 

Just wear normal clothing. It'll make no difference.

 

Because its a whole lot more comfortable to wear, maybe?

 

 

 

 

Yours sincerely, fully paid upmiddle aged lycra bird

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Cyclists who wear full riding gear. Pro lycra, aerodynamic helmet, proper road bike the lot. Usually fat middle ages cunts who might refer to mark Cavendish as "cav".

 

What are you achieving from wearing all that shit? Are you really maximising your performance to the point where you're shaving tenths of a second off your pb?

 

Just wear normal clothing. It'll make no difference.

Haha! Today me and my mate on our mid range road bikes, trabs, shorts and T shirts floated past 3 such riders on top of the range bikes as if they weren't even moving. About 30 seconds later one of them pulled alongside us clearly giving it absolutely loads fuming that we had overtaken him and proper powered down the hill as if he was 'cav' himself. Only to have to wait for the other 2 at the bottom as we rode past him chuckling to ourselves.

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Haha! Today me and my mate on our mid range road bikes, trabs, shorts and T shirts floated past 3 such riders on top of the range bikes as if they weren't even moving. About 30 seconds later one of them pulled alongside us clearly giving it absolutely loads fuming that we had overtaken him and proper powered down the hill as if he was 'cav' himself. Only to have to wait for the other 2 at the bottom as we rode past him chuckling to ourselves.

I enjoy overtaking them on my ancient rusty as fuck Batavus town bike. Always funny.
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Haha! Today me and my mate on our mid range road bikes, trabs, shorts and T shirts floated past 3 such riders on top of the range bikes as if they weren't even moving. About 30 seconds later one of them pulled alongside us clearly giving it absolutely loads fuming that we had overtaken him and proper powered down the hill as if he was 'cav' himself. Only to have to wait for the other 2 at the bottom as we rode past him chuckling to ourselves.

 

Should have challenged him to a game of pool and then battered him and walked off with his bird.

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Any adult who uses the terms:

 

Sleeps instead of days

 

Calling their fella "The Boy"

 

Referring to a friend or relative as "this one"

 

Honourable mentions to anyone who uses "nom nom" when describing food.

 

She was guilty of this when we first got together.

 

Now it's either sexpest or cunt.

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