Instant cunt identifiers

[Karl_b]

Vaping. Specifically, vaping indoors in crowds and blowing unnecessarily massive plumes of horrible smoke.

 

Fuck off, cunts.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who makes unnecessary snidey comments about people they barely know.

 

Anyone who refers to David Beckham as "becks"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Anyone who makes unnecessary snidey comments about people they barely know.

Anyone who refers to David Beckham as "becks"

I think you're full of shit and you probably drink Becks.

[Captain Turdseye]

Is that a vaping thing in the shape of a pipe?

 

Crivens.

PestiRed has got a few of those I think. Definite cunt identifier.

 

Vaping. Specifically, vaping indoors in crowds and blowing unnecessarily massive plumes of horrible smoke.

 

Fuck off, cunts.

It's not smoke, it's more like steam. And it's not horrible if it smells like blackcurrant or grape. Having said that, my e-cig is similar to my cock in the sense that I only use it at home because it's got a tendency to leak all over the place when it gets bashed about a bit. And it's really, really big.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

And it takes batteries

[Jenson]

And your missus doesn't want to go any where near it

[Captain Turdseye]

And your missus doesn't want to go any where near it

She's got one of her own.

[Kidder Bukowski]

Those vapor things. The kids in Norris Green seem to have them with weed in now. Stinks the whole neighbourhood out!

[thegreatelephant]

seen some fucking bell end wearing different trainers on each foot. of same type so trying ever so hard to be something of note in the community

[PestiRed]

Vaping is great and using a pipe-shaped one is cool for sitting on your balcony in the summer evenings with your feet up and a book - not sure I'd venture out in public though as there would be nowhere to enjoy it

 

However, vaping indoors is a cunt's trick. To be honest, blowing big clouds in the street is not really acceptable either

[manwiththestick]

seen some fucking bell end wearing different trainers on each foot. of same type so trying ever so hard to be something of note in the community

He had a beard aswell didn't he?

[thegreatelephant]

He had a beard aswell didn't he?

 

yeah, about the same consistency of one i could grow at 13

[Mook]

People who stand waving on the train platform when the train is sitting there waiting to go.

 

You look like a right tit, fuck off.

[Trumo]

People who stand waving on the train platform when the train is sitting there waiting to go.

 

You look like a right tit, fuck off.

 

Your boss just won't leave you alone, will she?

[Trumo]

The example of shit parking in the 'World of a woman' thread just reminded me of those cunts who park their car half on the pavement on our street. There is ample room on both sides of the street to park properly and yet these cunts come along and think they're in whatever shithole they've crawled out from. Do they not notice how everyone else has parked? People with pushchairs have to step out into the road because not enough space has been left on the pavement (which itself is plenty wide enough for 3 people to walk side by side).

[Mook]

Your boss just won't leave you alone, will she?

 

Ha ha.

 

I've always hated when people do this, my Dad does it even though I'm a 38 year old man who travels about all over the shop with work.

 

Yesterday my train pulled into the station at York & this girl came & sat on my left (window seat), while on the platform at the far side of the carriage her boyfriend was standing waving. The train took about 4 minutes to get going & that whole time I was sat in-between them & she was laughing & waving & saying 'stop it', it was fucking embarrassing for everyone involved. So much so that I took to drinking at that point & went & got myself a can of cider.

[lifetime fan]

Swimming with work this afternoon and some middle class soap dodging fucking hippy had called two of her kids Sobriety and Hope.

 

I mean, what the actual fuck.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Swimming with work this afternoon and some middle class soap dodging fucking hippy had called two of her kids Sobriety and Hope.

 

I mean, what the actual fuck.

 

Hope is fairly popular in America (at least on their TV shows).

 

Sobriety? Ironically you'd have to be fucking smashed to think that was a good idea.

[lifetime fan]

Without an older sibling called Sobriety, Hope would be fine itself.

 

But fuck me, what a selfish cunt attitude calling one of your children Sobriety.

[Bjornebye]

Swimming with work this afternoon and some middle class soap dodging fucking hippy had called two of her kids Sobriety and Hope.

 

I mean, what the actual fuck.

 

 

If you had an ounce of humanity you would have drowned them both. 

[Section_31]

Anyone with a Wenger rucksack.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Fella at my nephew's school has called his son Leonidas.

[easytoslip]

Fella at my nephew's school has called his son Leonidas.

Fuckin hell.

[Lee909]

Poor bastard

 

Im guessing he watched 300 one to many times.

Probably wouldn't be such a issue as a middle name or if he was Greek

[Bobby Hundreds]

Sobriety! It's like modern day version of the native American two dogs fucking joke.