Instant cunt identifiers

[Alan Sex]

Don't you always feel dirty, Alan?

Disappointing if not.

There is good, Carry On film dirty - which is my permanent state.

 

Then there is nasty chav dirty. That was nasty chav dirty.

[PestiRed]

People who wear body warmers.

 

Anyone claiming to be a 'DJ'.

Body warmers are an essential piece of kit for dog walking. Although I agree with you on wearing them around town as a "fashion item"

[Paulie Dangerously]

Think the OP was a little harsh if I'm honest. Nowt wrong with a white T-shirt

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone who wears festival wrist bands after they've finished, in fact 99% of people who go to festivals, the 1% for Remmie, he's boss.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anyone who wears festival wrist bands after they've finished, in fact 99% of people who go to festivals, the 1% for Remmie, he's boss.

 

Minging, sweaty, chemically produces fabrics that must stink like a cheap watch strap. 

[Champ]

People who watch the marathon.

Explain yourself. I love the London marathon

[setreal]

Zeke please take down that photo of me and my mate or you'll be hearing from my lawyer innit

[Harry Squatter]

People who like to talk about themselves constantly and derail every conversation to end up talking about themselves.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Zeke please take down that photo of me and my mate or you'll be hearing from my lawyer innit

 

Which one I've been posting a lot of pictures of boys lately.

[setreal]

Haha

[setreal]

People who have brunch.

 

Brunch is ace.

[Curly]

Minging, sweaty, chemically produces fabrics that must stink like a cheap watch strap.

Keep talking. I'm nearly there...

[Curly]

Explain yourself. I love the London marathon

I won't.

[Champ]

I won't.

Please?

 

I'm curious

[Remmie]

Think the OP was a little harsh if I'm honest. Nowt wrong with a white T-shirt

 

That's strange how they changed the picture like that.

[Duncan Clench]

My brother in law and his wife were invited to 'brunch' by a couple of her mates (who are cunts) - and instructed to meet up at 13:30.

 

The cunts.

[General Dryness]

Minging, sweaty, chemically produces fabrics that must stink like a cheap watch strap.

You leave Remmies tasteful shirts out of this.

[stringvest]

My brother in law and his wife were invited to 'brunch' by a couple of her mates (who are cunts) - and instructed to meet up at 13:30.

 

The cunts.

 

 

brunch is ok, but half one is gone lunch time. 

[setreal]

My brother in law and his wife were invited to 'brunch' by a couple of her mates (who are cunts) - and instructed to meet up at 13:30.

 

The cunts.

 

24hr clock rep

[setreal]

Think the OP was a little harsh if I'm honest. Nowt wrong with a white T-shirt

 

 

Is that Kanyes Hip Hop T-Shirt?

 

[Champ]

24hr clock rep

I'm with you, set. No confusion with 24 hr clock. I pretty much always think of appointments, etc in 24 hr clock although wouldn't use it if someone was asking me the time

[Harry Squatter]

People who won't buy a round of drinks after you've bought your round then get a face on when you go the bar because you are dying of thirst and don't get them one.

[stringvest]

Is that Kanyes Hip Hop T-Shirt?

 

 

 

got to be kidding.  You can buy about 10 for £3 in Primark.  A collaboration between Primark, Kim Jong-Un and Marti Pellow.  They outdo that other cunt in both the shit music and the gangsta violence Top Tumps.

[stringvest]

People who won't buy a round of drinks after you've bought your round then get a face on when you go the bar because you are dying of thirst and don't get them one.

 

I hate those out of sync drinkers.  It's like when you first go out with a girl and you have to learn how to synchronise your walking. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Calf tattoos with your allegiance to a certain sport portrayed. Nobhead over the road from us supports a team we are fond of but wears shorts in all weathers. Over 50, fat and walks with 2 tellies. Dresses like a scall from Green St, fucking nob. When they first moved in a few years ago I let on and got blanked, never did it again, now he looks at the floor. He upset my decent, quiet bs neighbour one Bombie night because the neighbour was letting off fireworks and he was walking his dog the tit. Made it known to a neighbour he talked to I wasn't impressed.