Instant cunt identifiers

[Dougie Do'ins]

If this doesn't identify her as being a cunt of the highest order, nothing will.

 

[Champ]

Tony Moanero wears ugg slippers.

 

I wear Ugg slippers. They don't look like that though

[SammyAftershave]

If this doesn't identify her as being a cunt of the highest order, nothing will.

 

 

David's let himself go a bit.

[Elite]

She's obviously borrowed Rick Wallers suit.

[General Dryness]

She's obviously borrowed Rick Wallers suit.

 

Its probably made from Rick Wallers skin. 

 

I haven't seen him for a while, and he's not the sort of bloke you lose. He's not a set of car keys, is he.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I win.

 

A Daily mail Panama hat.

[thegreatelephant]

middle class women talking about Rugby. all of a sudden

[Tj hooker]

Driving down the M56 this morning some twat is wearing leather driving gloves ffs

[thegreatelephant]

Driving down the M56 this morning some twat is wearing leather driving gloves ffs

 

do not drive in leather gloves, obviously. but i do love my Barbour leather ones. they are best described as 'sinister'.

[Lee909]

These

 

[Tony Moanero]

Dents make boss but affordable leather gloves.

[moof]

middle class women talking about Rugby. all of a sudden

It's almost as if there's some kind of tournament going on currently.

[Tony Moanero]

It's almost as if there's some kind of tournament going on currently.

Not in my house there's not.

[Carvalho Diablo]

do not drive in leather gloves, obviously. but i do love my Barbour leather ones. they are best described as 'sinister'.

 

You do quite well without them mate...

 

[thegreatelephant]

It's almost as if there's some kind of tournament going on currently.

 

doesn't make the nauseating practice any more acceptable. and unlike you to state the obvious, too. but good for you for sticking up for jenny come latelies, admirable.

[moof]

doesn't make the nauseating practice any more acceptable. and unlike you to state the obvious, too. but good for you for sticking up for jenny come latelies, admirable.

The six nations is a fairly big tournament. Of course more people are going to be interested in rugby at this particular time. Snarky twat.

[Chip Butty]

People who drink in the Babylon Zoo

[thegreatelephant]

The six nations is a fairly big tournament. Of course more people are going to be interested in rugby at this particular time. Snarky twat.

 

like being savaged by a dead sheep. by a boring contrary know it all

[magicrat]

middle class women talking about Rugby. all of a sudden

 

Not met any, Years ago my mate got sexual favours from a bird we met in Kendal that played 2nd row for a local womens team . Pretty girl,... pretty and large !

 

Does this count, ?

[General Dryness]

Not met any, Years ago my mate got sexual favours from a bird we met in Kendal that played 2nd row for a local womens team . Pretty girl,... pretty and large !

 

Does this count, ?

It's always someone's mate that things like this happen to.

 

Loved taking a big lass home back in my single days. No shame in it.

[Alan Sex]

It's always someone's mate that things like this happen to.

Loved taking a big lass home back in my single days. No shame in it.

Agreed. As long as the personality was decent and they were a laugh, it was all good.

[Rico1304]

Agreed. As long as the personality was decent and they were a laugh, it was all good.

Mica was right.

[Harry Squatter]

People who block book themselves on gym classes taking up spaces then don't turn up. Happens in my gym all the time. These cunts must stay up til midnight and book themselves on everything as you can only book a class 2 days in advance.

 

When you do turn up to the classes that are shown full up on the website they are just over half full.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

People who block book themselves on gym classes taking up spaces then don't turn up. Happens in my gym all the time. These cunts must stay up til midnight and book themselves on everything as you can only book a class 2 days in advance.

 

When you do turn up to the classes that are shown full up on the website they are just over half full.

The gym needs to punish them appropriately. 3 missed bookings and you get banned from making bookings for a week etc. Any chance you could say something to management?

[Harry Squatter]

The gym needs to punish them appropriately. 3 missed bookings and you get banned from making bookings for a week etc. Any chance you could say something to management?

I have. Even the instructor has complained about it. The managers are useless and aren't arsed unfortunately. I think it would involve to much effort for them.

 

There's a Saturday morning class I go to that's always full and a couple of them just get there about 30 minutes early and put their gear over the bikes like they are reserving a sunbed on holiday.