Instant cunt identifiers

[stringvest]

My Bootle be jammed up your ring piece if you're not careful.

[Bjornebye]

Sorry mate I was just being Knowsley

[stringvest]

Nightcats Meols.

[Curly]

People who write "nom nom". As in, "just about to give it to this all day breakfast. Get in my belly! Nom nom".

 

Fuck off you cunt.

 

In fact, people who use "get in my belly" or any other out of date movie reference and think it's absolutely hilarious. They're the type who will catchphrase whenever they get chance and laugh at their own hilarity while looking at everyone else for a reaction. Fucking try hard cunts.

 

Add onto all that, people who put pictures of meals they have prepared on Facebook. I make at least 2 meals per day and don't feel the need to show anyone and add a fucking irritating caption (cf points above).

 

Happy weekend though

[Bobby Hundreds]

Imagine a stadium where everyone is droll. 40000 will selfs slowly clapping a goal "oh yes you put the round thing in that giant net, well done you"

 

Middle age men with these hillbilly prewar haircunts. You fat fuck stay out of topshop or wherever the fucking disease began.

[Section_31]

People who are fat but are referred to as 'big' by their peers. Big Dave, Big Al. Usually means they're too scared to call a spade a spade because they're cunts.

[Hooch]

Can Everton just childwall out please?

 

Two in one there lads, one might be negworthy though.

[Liverpool lad]

People who are fat but are referred to as 'big' by their peers. Big Dave, Big Al. Usually means they're too scared to call a spade a spade because they're cunts.

 

 

The 'the elephant in the room' perhaps

 

I think some of the them believe that because they look broad they are physically imposing. If you arse is wider than you shoulders it might be time to pipe down.

[Harry Squatter]

People who write "nom nom". As in, "just about to give it to this all day breakfast. Get in my belly! Nom nom".

 

Fuck off you cunt.

 

In fact, people who use "get in my belly" or any other out of date movie reference and think it's absolutely hilarious. They're the type who will catchphrase whenever they get chance and laugh at their own hilarity while looking at everyone else for a reaction. Fucking try hard cunts.

 

Add onto all that, people who put pictures of meals they have prepared on Facebook. I make at least 2 meals per day and don't feel the need to show anyone and add a fucking irritating caption (cf points above).

 

Happy weekend though

When my brother was 18 and started going the pub with his mates he always used to say "I'm just going the office" because the Fonz called the bogs in Happy Days his office when telling Richie Cunningham that he was a massive gayer.

 

I went out with him a few years back and he was still saying it. I just turned round and told him it wasn't funny in 1993 and it's still not funny now. He looked at me in disgust and all his mates looked at me like I was out of order. Quegs.

[ZonkoVille77]

People who defend monarchy

[Bjornebye]

The 'the elephant in the room' perhaps

 

I think some of the them believe that because they look broad they are physically imposing. If you arse is wider than you shoulders it might be time to pipe down.

 

@FowlersGod 

[Vincent Vega]

Being part of the crowd at a British Davis Cup match.

[KMD7]

Being part of the crowd at a British Davis Cup match.

Or at the last night of the proms on BBC

[Section_31]

People who work in marketing. A creative job for people who aren't creative.

[Section_31]

Coppers with glasses on.

[Jairzinho]

Anyone that works on live chat for companies.

[Tony Moanero]

When my brother was 18 and started going the pub with his mates he always used to say "I'm just going the office" because the Fonz called the bogs in Happy Days his office when telling Richie Cunningham that he was a massive gayer.

 

I went out with him a few years back and he was still saying it. I just turned round and told him it wasn't funny in 1993 and it's still not funny now. He looked at me in disgust and all his mates looked at me like I was out of order. Quegs.

Negged.

 

Doctor Troy's brother knows.

[redinblack62]

People who work in marketing. A creative job for people who aren't creative.

 

"By the way, if anyone here is involved in advertising or marketing, kill yourself........rid the world of your evil fucking presence"

[Section_31]

Anyone who goes to weatherspoons after a funeral.

[stringvest]

Anyone who goes to weatherspoons after a funeral.

Haha!

[Mook]

People who wear their shirt collar up.

[Liverpool lad]

People driving down Queens Drive at 70mph

 

Also people who latch on to sporting crazes, how is *insert person* doing in the darts/cricket/golf/F1/tennis?

 

[Section_31]

Anyone who wears Timberland boots on dress down Fridays. 

[Bjornebye]

Anyone who wears Timberland boots on dress down Fridays.

Add Birkenstocks to that list. Jesus creeping cunts

[Champ]

Add Birkenstocks to that list. Jesus creeping cunts

*looks down at Birkenstocks*