Instant cunt identifiers

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Cunt bints on Talksport calling the likes of of Leon Osman and Colin Wanker legends.

Pretty much anyone who uses the phrase “legend” unless they are talking about history. 

[sir roger]

Was saying to somebody the other day that being a legend has gone from the likes of King Kenny to your mate who can fart on request.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Gary Delaney had a joke:

 

I think it's sad that the word legend has been devalued from pulling a sword out of a stone to returning with crisps.

[Section_31]

Anyone who says 'Jesus tonight'.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who says 'Jesus tonight'.

Jesus wept 

[easytoslip]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who says 'Jesus tonight'.

I thought it was pronounced Jeezoo? 

[Anubis]

On 07/01/2022 at 10:44, Vincent Vega said:

The inspiration for my original post criticising polo neck/roll neck/turtle neck jumpers. 

Yeah, but he’s a knob who wears pants two sizes to small for him.

[Karl_b]

Don't mind a well fitted turtle neck jumper, me. As an architect, I obviously can't wear one for fear of being a clichéd, spectacle-faced twat. Well, that and the podgy belly.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Yeah, but he’s a knob who wears pants two sizes to small for him.

Plus, dressing all in black looks shit unless you’re Johnny Cash.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Plus, dressing all in black looks shit unless you’re Johnny Cash.

I always wore black during the shirt and pants nights out era. The lads used to call me the Milk Tray Man.

[Karl_b]

24 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Plus, dressing all in black looks shit unless you’re Johnny Cash.

Or, again, an architectural cliché. I'm not, black doesn't suit me.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

36 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Plus, dressing all in black looks shit unless you’re Johnny Cash.

Vampires?

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Don't mind a well fitted turtle neck jumper, me. As an architect, I obviously can't wear one for fear of being a clichéd, spectacle-faced twat. Well, that and the podgy belly.

 

As you say, standard garb for architects. As well as Scandinavian paedos and murderers, or billionaire tech bods at a product launch.

[Rico1304]

On 07/04/2022 at 20:44, Captain Willard said:

Pretty much anyone who uses the phrase “legend” unless they are talking about history. 

As I read this there was an advert on tv describing someone as a legend. Spooky. 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Plus, dressing all in black looks shit unless you’re Johnny Cash.

 

[diamondjoe]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Yeah, but he’s a knob who wears pants two sizes to small for him.

Why's he wearing 2 right footed trainers? Must be some sort of a cunt.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Vampires?

Only shit vampires dress head to toe in black, mate, Count von Count is the greatest vampire of all time. He wore a white shirt and, occasionally, a white bow tie.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

28 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Only shit vampires dress head to toe in black, mate, Count von Count is the greatest vampire of all time. He wore a white shirt and, occasionally, a white bow tie.

Count Duckula was a fantastic vampire, very flamboyant and also buoyant.

[Tony Moanero]

22 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Count Duckula was a fantastic vampire, very flamboyant and also buoyant.

Yeah, good shout, he’d be in my top five best vampires.

 

1. Count von Count

2. Count Dracula (Christoper Lee)

3. Count Duckuka

4. Lilly Munster (Yvonne De Carlo)

5. Star (Jami Gertz, The Lost Boys)

 

[Harry Squatter]

On 07/04/2022 at 20:44, Captain Willard said:

Pretty much anyone who uses the phrase “legend” unless they are talking about history. 

My cousin is a southerner and is basically like an English frat boy, always drinking and having maximum banter with his mates who are all "legends" and have shit nicknames. 

 

Worse still is that they are all England fans who all pile round to his house to drink and have top bantz. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

My cousin is a southerner and is basically like an English frat boy, always drinking and having maximum banter with his mates who are all "legends" and have shit nicknames. 

 

Worse still is that they are all England fans who all pile round to his house to drink and have top bantz. 

Be they get ‘ gassed’

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

My cousin is a southerner and is basically like an English frat boy, always drinking and having maximum banter with his mates who are all "legends" and have shit nicknames. 

 

Worse still is that they are all England fans who all pile round to his house to drink and have top bantz. 

 

 

[Qwikage]

17 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I always wore black during the shirt and pants nights out era. The lads used to call me the Milk Tray Man.

Nah, that was because you were a house breaker was it not?

[Harry Squatter]

57 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Be they get ‘ gassed’

During the last World Cup when England beat Panama they has one of those long plastic sheets with water on that you slide along in one of their massive gardens. They celebrated England beating a Sunday league team by doing a tiktok video of them all introducing themselves then sliding along it with a drink.

 

Maximum Soccer AM knobhead banter.