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5 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

I fear the business wouldn't last long if I did.

 

The job titles people give themselves...fucking hell. One used to work at our company, she called/calls herself a "Implementation Support Consultant".

 

She answers emails.

"Performance Coaches"

 

Uh huh....

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I worked in construction and at times worked for agencies, sometimes you had to go in the office for something or other and the antics out of them, nothing against working in an office mind, used to piss me off, how you doing john, ok mate, good good while looking at a computer with pen in mouth for one. 

All the various sayings that came about, i mean team leader for fucksake but now its seems to have got very much worse reading about performance coach etc, good grief. 

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25 minutes ago, redinblack said:

"Performance Coaches"

 

Uh huh....

A lot of this shite started in the US. People trying to figure out another name for an admin clerk. I received a mail yesterday from someone  with the title skilled sales support administrator!!

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20 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

I fear the business wouldn't last long if I did.

 

The job titles people give themselves...fucking hell. One used to work at our company, she called/calls herself a "Implementation Support Consultant".

 

She answers emails.

My favourite is still 'Exit Co-ordinator' for bouncer.

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1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Two here.

1. He used to be an advisor for the Tories.

2. That abomination in the frame on the wall.

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I don't think having it up in his house is a problem, making sure it's visible in a national TV interview definitely is though.

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