Instant cunt identifiers

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Hasta la vista shithouse cunts said:

People who can't use the site to post and bollocks it up 

Worst kind of cunt.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Hasta la vista shithouse cunts said:

People who can't use the site to post and bollocks it up 

Worst kind of cunt.

[Bjornebye]

Anybody who is kirtsie allsopp. She's trending on twiiter. Thankfully most other people think she's a cunt as well. 

[Gnasher]

On 21/11/2021 at 00:37, Bjornebye said:

Just join the draft , you used to be a decent poster 

Who is one to judge?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 19/11/2021 at 21:07, diamondjoe said:

How a person treats service staff tells you all you need to know about them. 

I was watching Succession the other day and I clocked one little detail as they were all boarding a yacht and getting drinks off a tray, not one of them made eye contact or nodded thanks or did anything at all to acknowledge the existence of the waitress. I thought it was quite a skilfully and subtly observed by of ingrained cuntishness in every last one of them.

[Arniepie]

Walking around Anfield and kirkdale at crazy o clock dressed like a particularly scruffy plod.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People who say ‘ ooh I’ve got nothing in for Christmas yet ‘ in September.

[YorkshireRed]

I’m on a train to the big smoke.

 

Three lads got on about 15mins ago at Grantham (Thatcher’s place of birth so they were always going to be cunts).

 

Someone was sitting in one of their reserved seats. They told him he didn’t need to move (not cunt behaviour) as long as he didn’t mind the bantz (cunt behaviour).

 

As suspected their ‘bantz’ is atrocious. Loud as well. 
 

Cunts. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who use memes instead of facts and reasoned arguments.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 21/11/2021 at 00:37, Bjornebye said:

, you used to be a decent poster 

I've now got a mental image of TK in a tennis dress, scratching his bare arse.

 

Works for me.

[Oh Buoy]

Cunts who park in the parent & child spaces and then proceed to take their invisible child into the shops with them. 

 

Should be widely accepted to volley the lazy cunts back into their mothers muff. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Oh, Buoy! said:

Cunts who park in the parent & child spaces and then proceed to take their invisible child into the shops with them. 

 

Should be widely accepted to volley the lazy cunts back into their mothers muff. 

And the ones who park in the disabled bay and do a Usain Bolt into the shop.

[Section_31]

People who talk into their phones the way they do on the apprentice, even though it's only them talking so doesn't need to be on speakerphone. See this more and more now. 

 

[Arniepie]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who talk into their phones the way they do on the apprentice, even though it's only them talking so doesn't need to be on speakerphone. See this more and more now. 

 

Or these people who appear to be talking to themselves but I'm presuming have some mobile/ ear piece thing going on.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

And the ones who park in the disabled bay and do a Usain Bolt into the shop.

I saw a massive American RV - proper Canyonero fucker, with steps up to the driver's seat about three feet off the ground - straddling two disabled bays outside Tesco.

 

That's a benchmark for other wannabe cunts to aspire to.

[Oh Buoy]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I saw a massive American RV - proper Canyonero fucker, with steps up to the driver's seat about three feet off the ground - straddling two disabled bays outside Tesco.

 

That's a benchmark for other wannabe cunts to aspire to.

 

There's a debate about making these spaces a bit away from the store (at least parent and child) as I wonder whether these cunts are doing it out of laziness. The Tesco in Litherland has them to the side of the car park (P&C) and they're often always space.

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I saw a massive American RV - proper Canyonero fucker, with steps up to the driver's seat about three feet off the ground - straddling two disabled bays outside Tesco.

 

That's a benchmark for other wannabe cunts to aspire to.

 

Spotted this in Speke retail a few months back, blue badges and all yet it's about two inches off the floor.

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Spotted this in Speke retail a few months back, blue badges and all yet it's about two inches off the floor.

 

Meh

 

 

 

[Mudface]

On 07/12/2021 at 09:13, AngryOfTuebrook said:

People who use memes instead of facts and reasoned arguments.

4/8Chan and the edgelords who celebrated that orange bellend at r/TheDonald should all fucking hang for their pollution of the internet and culture. At least Something Awful goons could be amusing.

[General Dryness]

On 07/12/2021 at 22:13, AngryOfTuebrook said:

People who use memes instead of facts and reasoned arguments.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

People on zoom calls who deliberately position the camera to show off a guitar in the background.

 

Ooh, look at me, I'm dead musical. Pathetic.

[Arniepie]

People who pull out on front of you, forcing you to slam in,then proceed to drive at about 6 mph.

[Harry Squatter]

On 09/12/2021 at 20:17, Section_31 said:

People who talk into their phones the way they do on the apprentice, even though it's only them talking so doesn't need to be on speakerphone. See this more and more now. 

 

This is particularly common behaviour on buses. No one wants to listen to your petty dramas or talking to your ma about what you want for tea. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who don't hold records by the edges, but put their greasy thumb-prints all over the tracks.

 

 

[Shitty Arse]

Fitness instructors. Ooh I’m going to take this spin class dressed as a  Christmas Elf because I’m dead wacky. I’ll play all Christmas songs as well because you don’t hear these same songs enough at this time of year on a constant loop in every shop you go in. I’ll put some glitter on me face. Exercise is a relentlessly grim joyless battle against middle age. Fuck off with all the enforced jollity you cunts.

 

Also anyone who “goes live” on Facebook. No one’s arsed.