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[Pureblood]

On 19/11/2021 at 22:11, AngryOfTuebrook said:

KFC on West Derby Road used to have a security guard on the door, because there were so many kick-offs (including one murder, if I remember rightly).

Fair game, for me.  That recipe needs outing. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Pureblood said:

Fair game, for me.  That recipe needs outing. 

They never get the order right in there. Best off going down the butchers a minute walk down the road and getting your own fucking chicken. 

[Pureblood]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They never get the order right in there. Best off going down the butchers a minute walk down the road and getting your own fucking chicken. 

Imagine sourcing your own chicken AND having the Colonel's recipe, though.

 

I believe that together we can achieve it.

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

Imagine sourcing your own chicken AND having the Colonel's recipe, though.

 

I believe that together we can achieve it.

Just join the draft , you used to be a decent poster 

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Pureblood said:

Imagine sourcing your own chicken AND having the Colonel's recipe, though.

 

I believe that together we can achieve it.

The recipe is out there, just google it. A disgruntled ex employee has published it.

[Pureblood]

29 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

The recipe is out there, just google it. A disgruntled ex employee has published it.

OMG, spoiler alert.

[Red74]

Talking of KFC. A list of some of those they follow on Twitter 

 

 

[Arniepie]

Pricks riding round on bikes in the dark with no lights on.

Absolute nap if one of these soft cunts are mown over it will be the drivers fault.

 

 

[Kevin D]

People who say " lives in your head rent free".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Nicknames that end with an -s, as sported by epic bantz merchants on Soccer AM.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 21/11/2021 at 10:27, Red74 said:

Talking of KFC. A list of some of those they follow on Twitter 

 

 

Fucksake.

[Curly]

49 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Nicknames that end with an -s, as sported by epic bantz merchants on Soccer AM.

I don’t get this one? What’s the s mean different than any other letters?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Belarus said:

I don’t get this one? What’s the s mean different than any other letters?

Johnners 

Tuffers 

Tubes 

Fenners

etc.

 

You just know that these twats are best avoided.

 

[Elite]

Anyone that gives themselves a nickname.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Elite said:

Anyone that gives themselves a nickname.

My friends call me nova… as in …… gobshite 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

22 minutes ago, Elite said:

Anyone that gives themselves a nickname.

 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Quimmy Saville just pips Jamie Redknapp. Superb. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone that gives themselves a nickname.

“Everyone calls me Twat, but I prefer to go by the pseudonym of Ledge!”

[Captain Willard]

Referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Infallible test. Went to the pub at lunchtime and a person in our group did it a lot. 

[Captain Willard]

On 20/11/2021 at 22:30, A Red said:

Stood at a bar earlier waiting to get served, barmaid comes over looking at me, "he's next " I said pointing at the bloke next to me. He orders and doesn't acknowledge or say a word to me.

That’s a massive disrespect. If you were in prison you’d have to stab him or you’d be used like a bitch for the rest of your sentence. In the outside world a tut and a sigh would suffice.  

[Captain Willard]

On 20/11/2021 at 22:30, A Red said:

Stood at a bar earlier waiting to get served, barmaid comes over looking at me, "he's next " I said pointing at the bloke next to me. He orders and doesn't acknowledge or say a word to 

[Captain Willard]

On 20/11/2021 at 22:30, A Red said:

Stood at a bar earlier waiting to get served, barmaid comes over looking at me, "he's next " I said pointing at the bloke next to me. He orders and doesn't acknowledge or say a word to me.

That’s a massive disrespect. If you were in prison you’d have to stab him or you’d be used like a bitch for the rest of your sentence. In the outside world a tut and a sigh would suffice.  

[Captain Willard]

On 20/11/2021 at 22:30, A Red said:

 

[Guest]

People who can't use the site to post and bollocks it up 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Hasta la vista shithouse cunts said:

People who can't use the site to post and bollocks it up 

Worst kind of cunt.