Instant cunt identifiers

[YorkshireRed]

20 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

(*Americans do this, but I'll cut them some slack, on the grounds that they're all generally weird anyway.)

Agreed - they are a little peculiar. The males of the species all seem to think I’m their brother. 

[Bjornebye]

People who make outlandish statements then don't back it up with any facts, just leave it there for the world and then cower away when challenged. Pretty much every tory in the cabinet and their media darlings. 

 

She had This Morning on earlier and they were comparing a picture of boris johnson painting a picture outside his plush villa to an old picture of Churchill painting. They had that lying racist julia hartley brewdog on so I turned it off. Why do these liars and charlatans think they can get away with it? People like that make the world a worse off place. Absolute bullshit merchants. 

 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

Lads who wear short necks,no socks and shoes on a night out

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Lads who wear short necks,no socks and shoes on a night out

 

I think the British in general are spectacularly badly dressed these days, I'm no Jeff Banks myself but fucking hell, some of the stuff you see at weddings and on nights out now, I can only imagine what Colonel Frank Slade would say. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Lads who wear short necks,no socks and shoes on a night out

Missing a cervical vertebra or two?

[Section_31]

These lads got loads of grief at the time apparently but I don't know why as this is pretty much the norm for young bucks these days.

 

Mr Mrs said my Remus suit I used to wear at weddings and what not was  'old fashioned' because I looked like one of the backing dancers from Smooth Criminal and I was like 'what's your point?'. 

 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

"Rear Admiral" always makes me pull a Kenneth Williams face.

What about "rear admiral on the poop deck"?

[Bjornebye]

48 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

These lads got loads of grief at the time apparently but I don't know why as this is pretty much the norm for young bucks these days.

 

Mr Mrs said my Remus suit I used to wear at weddings and what not was  'old fashioned' because I looked like one of the backing dancers from Smooth Criminal and I was like 'what's your point?'. 

 

That sea-shanty video doing the rounds of them was superb. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That sea-shanty video doing the rounds of them was superb. 

Wouldn't mind watching that if you can find it mate.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Wouldn't mind watching that if you can find it mate.

 

 

 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Haha, some people have way too much time in their hands.

[Arniepie]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Missing a cervical vertebra or two?

You would have thought kecks wouldnt need to auto correct?

[Anubis]

Companies offering what are effectively food loans in the US to encourage people to buy expensive takeaway meals they can’t really afford. Pretty good identifier if you ask me.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

People who think they're on a chat show when getting served in a busy shop with loads of people waiting to get served. 

 

Also people who get up early of a weekend and start mowing the lawn,  putting the bins out noisily or fucking around with their car. Selfish inconsiderate twats. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Also people who get up early of a weekend and start mowing the lawn,  putting the bins out noisily or fucking around with their car. Selfish inconsiderate twats. 

Those are the people who sneer at others for having fun. “Look at me I’m all motivated and doing things” yeah at 10am while you turn your bedside lamp off I’ll be chatting up the same bird whose gonna be doing things that made your mum take you to church to me later on you boring bastard. Oh and do my lawn while you’re at it you fucking hang glider 

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Hahahaha thats quite funny to be honest 

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha thats quite funny to be honest 

He’s just driven off with a baby Rottweiler sat on his lap. Literally perched looking over the steering wheel. The lad doesn’t give a solitary fuck.

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha 

[Clem H Fandango]

Creased clothes. Iron them you lazy cunt.

 

Anyone that owns an illuminated kettle. It's for boiling water ffs not for having a disco.

[lifetime fan]

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 15/10/2021 at 13:39, Anubis said:

Companies offering what are effectively food loans in the US to encourage people to buy expensive takeaway meals they can’t really afford. Pretty good identifier if you ask me.

 

 

People who make statements like 'fuck everything ' 'I'm done ' 'stop the world I wanna get off', and then go to wetherspoons.

[Harry Squatter]

People who can't interact or handle being sociable with anyone outside of their little clique of friends or family. 

[Section_31]

Anyone who wants a wacky funeral.