Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who books tables in a restaurant then doesn't bother showing up without telling the place. 

Vermin. My friend and her fella run a restaurant in Southsea and last year after the lockdown was lifted they were fully booked most nights yet half the people wouldn't turn up so they were just losing money night after night. 

[YorkshireRed]

People who put the clean knives, forks and spoons back in the wrong order, or worse all mixed together, in the cutlery tray. 
 

Even bigger cunts are those that continue to cohabitate with them, instead of murdering them with a knife found in the fork section and feeding their corpse to the dog. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

46 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

People who put the clean knives, forks and spoons back in the wrong order, or worse all mixed together, in the cutlery tray. 
 

Even bigger cunts are those that continue to cohabitate with them, instead of murdering them with a knife found in the fork section and feeding their corpse to the dog. 

Problem solved

[A Red]

On the 6 o'clock news tonight an elderly couple whinging that there were too many people in Nottingham city centre whilst stood in Nottingham city centre

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Problem solved

Swiss Army Nonce.

[Section_31]

5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who books tables in a restaurant then doesn't bother showing up without telling the place. 

Can't top this. The epitome of scruff behavior, yet half were probably driving Range Rovers and wearing EMPORIO!!!! T-shirts.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/restaurant-loses-1000-after-50-17390676

[Harry Squatter]

11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Can't top this. The epitome of scruff behavior, yet half were probably driving Range Rovers and wearing EMPORIO!!!! T-shirts.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/restaurant-loses-1000-after-50-17390676

They probably think they are cleverer than anyone else and the people who went back to pay weren't as savvy or streetwise as them.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Swiss Army Nonce.

The side is a useful phile.

[sir roger]

24 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Can't top this. The epitome of scruff behavior, yet half were probably driving Range Rovers and wearing EMPORIO!!!! T-shirts.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/restaurant-loses-1000-after-50-17390676

Pretty low that.

[Gnasher]

37 minutes ago, A Red said:

On the 6 o'clock news tonight an elderly couple whinging that there were too many people in Nottingham city centre whilst stood in Nottingham city centre

I totally understand and agree with them. 

 

All the rest should just fuck off home, read the room as the kids these days say, what's fucking wrong with people these days?

 

 

 

Edit. Sorry It's not a room it's a high street, point still stands read the fucking shopping centre ffs.

[redhawk616]

This is a long thread, so someone might have mentioned it already

 

People who don't indicate when changing lanes

 

I don't know the law in England, but in Australia, it's a blanket rule, if you hit someone from behind, even if they jack knife in front of you and don't indicate, it's YOUR fault

 

So not only can cunts change lanes without impunity, the cunt law protect them as well

 

[Harry Squatter]

Alexa, show me what a twat is...

[littletedwest]

They look "fun"

[Geoff Woade]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Alexa, show me what a twat is...

I’d genuinely be concerned for the safety of anyone who fell asleep, either naturally or by other sinister means, around any of them. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

7 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

I’d genuinely be concerned for the safety of anyone who fell asleep, either naturally or by other sinister means, around any of them. 

 

Especially children

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 07/04/2021 at 13:18, YorkshireRed said:

The wife calls me DH. Pretty sure she’s not referring to me as darling hubby though. 

Daft Ha'porth.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who use the word "Primani" instead of Primark.

 

It's a portmanteau word, to take the piss out of cheap knock-off gear and people who are trying to pass it off as genuine: that's why you need both the "Primark" and "Armani" elements in there.

 

When you're just talking about Primark, fucking call it Primark.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, PrivateParts said:

People who use the word "Primani" instead of Primark.

 

It's a portmanteau word, to take the piss out of cheap knock-off gear and people who are trying to pass it off as genuine: that's why you need both the "Primark" and "Armani" elements in there.

 

When you're just talking about Primark, fucking call it Primark.

 

Very specific. I like it.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

People called Steve Johnstone who live 3 doors up from me. Cunts, to a man.

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

People called Steve Johnstone who live 3 doors up from me. Cunts, to a man.

He sounds like a right cunt. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Cunts who mess around with their user name.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Curly]

22 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

People who use the word "Primani" instead of Primark.

 

It's a portmanteau word, to take the piss out of cheap knock-off gear and people who are trying to pass it off as genuine: that's why you need both the "Primark" and "Armani" elements in there.

 

When you're just talking about Primark, fucking call it Primark.

I think you’re looking at this a bit literally mate.

 

While it can be identified as a portmanteau as you say, like brunch, it isn’t being used that way. It’s being amended to jokingly elevate the stuff you can buy for fuck all at Primark to Armani levels. Like when I heard people refer to “Zidanny Murphy” very jokingly was in the early noughties. This is more a play on words.
 

It also started, as I remember it, as a way for people to deflect the embarrassment of shopping there from the judgement it would receive when it first opened, as there was a lot of it due to the low price element. It added to the acceptance.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Seen loads of blokes wearing the exact same t shirt, sunglasses with cord to keep them around their neck and turkey teeth. Its like a new uniform for the desperate to be on trend.