Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Any cunt who starts a Facebook post (usually one one of those community pages) with the words;  “To the man/woman who (insert some insignificant event that has been perceived as a crime of the century)”.

 

 

"U ok hun? Whoeva he is he's wiv da angles if our Tony sees this" 

[Elite]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Any cunt who starts a Facebook post (usually one one of those community pages) with the words;  “To the man/woman who (insert some insignificant event that has been perceived as a crime of the century)”.

 

 

Insignificant to you maybe but when Brenda was left a note on her 2006 Citroen Picasso stating she should be 'more courteous with her parking' after she double parked outside the local Londis was pretty fucking traumatic for her. Some rat needs to pay for this and a rant on Facebook is just the place for justice to be served.

[John102]

People who triumphantly declare they have returned from 'Facebook jail' 

[Strontium]

People who use the phrase "winner, winner, chicken dinner".

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Anyone who says "methinks" or uses mumsnet acronyms like DH (Darling Hubby). 

The wife calls me DH. Pretty sure she’s not referring to me as darling hubby though. 

[Elite]

3 hours ago, John102 said:

People who triumphantly declare they have returned from 'Facebook jail' 

Facebook in itself is a jail, for your soul.

[YorkshireRed]

33 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I'm struggling with this, Dick Head ? 

That’s her term of endearment of choice yes. 

[Scooby Dudek]

35 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I'm struggling with this, Dick Head ? 

Dirty Hun, though admittedly @YorkshireRed does have some extreme views.

[Strontium]

51 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Anyone who says "methinks"

 

A quick forum search reveals that's an awful lot of us.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Anyone who says "methinks" or uses mumsnet acronyms like DH (Darling Hubby). 

Kurtz calling out Shakespeare (methinks) 

[sir roger]

Odds bodkins , whatever next.

[MOGLET]

Calling everyone on a site a wanker for saying Keita is shite, then saying its all Klopps fault and Keita still needs more time.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

33 minutes ago, MOGLET said:

Calling everyone on a site a wanker for saying Keita is shite, then saying its all Klopps fault and Keita still needs more time.

 

Negged, take that melty shite away to the ff. This is the very reason for the rule, to stop the boiling hot piss from spilling over into this sanctuary.

 

We have our own boiling hot piss here, except its not football flavoured.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, MOGLET said:

Calling everyone on a site a wanker for saying Keita is shite, then saying its all Klopps fault and Keita still needs more time.

Negged.

 

[Tony Moanero]

47 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Negged, take that melty shite away to the ff. This is the very reason for the rule, to stop the boiling hot piss from spilling over into this sanctuary.

 

We have our own boiling hot piss here, except its not ******** flavoured.

Negged for using the F-word.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged for using the F-word.

 

That was a test. Repped for paying attention.

 

*whistles.gif*

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

That was a test. Repped for paying attention.

 

*whistles.gif*

Negged for trying to use a smiley 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Negged for trying to use a smiley 

 

Negged for not knowing the difference between a gif and smiley

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Negged for not knowing the difference between a gif and smiley

You revenge negging bastard, wouldn't what you posted have brought up a little yellow whistling face 15 years ago? 

[alles ist gut]

5 hours ago, sir roger said:

Odds bodkins , whatever next.

[Preston Red]

13 hours ago, John102 said:

People who triumphantly declare they have returned from 'Facebook jail' 

Usually been banned for being a bad racist prick but to them it's "freedom of speech...carnt do nuffin anemoor"

[General Dryness]

12 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

People who use the phrase "winner, winner, chicken dinner".

See also "mental mental chicken oriental", "on it like a car bonnet" and "get in the sea".

[Dr Nowt]

21 hours ago, alles ist gut said:

You’re looking well atm @rubble-rouser.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 20/03/2021 at 13:29, YorkshireRed said:

We had one of these in Wakefield. They even made a documentary about him which can be found on YouTube.. The guy was a rated heavyweight boxer and not without some intelligence and charisma but also a complete cunt. Ended up homeless and died younger than he should. If you ran into him it would either go badly or very badly.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Sykes_(boxer)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seen that clip posted before. Not sure if it was on here or elsewhere but the phrase “the most Yorkshire man ever” was posted alongside it. Thought to myself that it didn’t reflect very well on the rest of you. 

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who books tables in a restaurant then doesn't bother showing up without telling the place.